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"Erotic Content"

I'd like to see more "erotic content" in games.

Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.

In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!

Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.

I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!

The mind boggles.

Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!

Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?

We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.

So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?

Cinnamon wrote:
> Cheeky. But my answer is no. Games would be dragged down by such goings on.

I rather enjoy being "dragged down" into the Pit of erotica.

Belldandy wrote:
> Does Bond actually benefit from the Bond Girls anymore though ? I mean how
> believable was Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist in TWINE ?

Who cares, have you seen the size of her.........nuclear thingys

Cheeky. But my answer is no. Games would be dragged down by such goings on.

V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
>Ryo should have "got it on"
>with Nozomi

It annoyed me the way Ryo proudly 'held is own' (as they say) with Nozomi. She was g-g-g-g-gorgeous. I would've got it on with her, so to speak. Of that there is no doubt. But it's only a game, and that probably makes me a sad twit.

Bond without the Bond girls would be like... I dunno, like Sooty without Sweep.

But seriously, perhaps all-out erotic scenes in games would "bring the tone down", but I think there is certainly room for a little bit more sexiness....
And I mean that in a REAL way, a cheeky way.
I don't mean it in a cliched manner where men are depicted as meatheads with only one thing on their minds, and women are depicted as bimbos.
Realistic and human stuff. Things that are erotic rather than pornographic. There's a difference.

Does Bond actually benefit from the Bond Girls anymore though ? I mean how believable was Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist in TWINE ?

½pint wrote:
If you want 'rumpy pumpy' (?????),
> buy these crap games, instead of wanting our decent games to become stupidly
> obscene, therefore also crap.


What would be SO wrong with a sex scene in a BOND game for example? It happens in the films.

-V.V.V.V.V. Slowly realizes he's beginning to sound like a sad randy git-

Just a bit more erotica/sexiness in games wouldn't do any harm, as long as it doesn't step over the line of decency.
Hmmmm, on second thoughts....

Sex is everywhere in the Games industry.
Tomb Raider,Dead or Alive ..SR adverts

Sex sells, Ant.
So it is needed

LOL!! Amusing topic, not sure if it's needed in games though.