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I'd like to see more "erotic content" in games.
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
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No you are just one sick puppy.
½pint wrote:
> You're exactly the kind of person who'd buy Erotica Island... etc.
Didn't Erotica Island come with a free box of tissues? :) No seriously, I'm pretty sure it did. It was a cartoon for crying out loud!
½pint wrote:
> You're exactly the kind of person who'd buy Erotica Island... etc.
Didn't Erotica Island come with a free box of tissues? :) No seriously, I'm pretty sure it did. It was a cartoon for crying out loud!
You're exactly the kind of person who'd buy Erotica Island. And Daily Sport Football Strip. And Leisure Suit Larry.
If you want 'rumpy pumpy' (?????), buy these crap games, instead of wanting our decent games to become stupidly obscene, therefore also crap.
If you want 'rumpy pumpy' (?????), buy these crap games, instead of wanting our decent games to become stupidly obscene, therefore also crap.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> There's a site from which you can download free games, I don't recall the URL,
> so don't ask, but it's number one downloaded game was called 'Sex
> Olympics'.
I don't know what it was about, as I didn't download it myself,
> but I could have a pretty good guess!
I did download it..what I was bored!
I wouldn't bother if I was you...utter crap and it kept making my PC beep at me...dumb
> There's a site from which you can download free games, I don't recall the URL,
> so don't ask, but it's number one downloaded game was called 'Sex
> Olympics'.
I don't know what it was about, as I didn't download it myself,
> but I could have a pretty good guess!
I did download it..what I was bored!
I wouldn't bother if I was you...utter crap and it kept making my PC beep at me...dumb
lol at that post.
We already do have erotic content in some games, well sorta. In MGS1 you can see Meryl stretching and mayb even sneak in and see her half naked.
On GTAIII you have w****s. And even in Final Fantasy 4 or something like that you get a lapdance from some chick.
Or do you mean actual Sex in games?
We already do have erotic content in some games, well sorta. In MGS1 you can see Meryl stretching and mayb even sneak in and see her half naked.
On GTAIII you have w****s. And even in Final Fantasy 4 or something like that you get a lapdance from some chick.
Or do you mean actual Sex in games?
*hating himself*
V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
In Shenmue for example,
> Ryo should have "got
> it
> on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on!
> She was practically begging for it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(just
> like a lot of girls in my school!)
Really? Just out of interest, where is
> your school again?
Westminster.............
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
In Shenmue for example,
> Ryo should have "got
> it
> on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on!
> She was practically begging for it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(just
> like a lot of girls in my school!)
Really? Just out of interest, where is
> your school again?
Westminster.............
Hehe, trust a topic about erotic content to get so many replies.
Ah well, I replied.
:D
Ah well, I replied.
:D
V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
>Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
>Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
>Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
>Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
>Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
>Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
>Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
>The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
Bloody 'ell, this is a bit strong isn't it?
Funny though.
I say YES to more erotica in games!
Why the hell not?
>Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
>Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
>Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
>Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
>Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
>Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
>Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
>The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
Bloody 'ell, this is a bit strong isn't it?
Funny though.
I say YES to more erotica in games!
Why the hell not?
What about erotic content in a BOND game? Surely it would fit in well there?
Belldandy wrote:
> V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
> Oh come now, surely you'd like to see just a peek of
> nudity or something?
And how would it make a game more enjoyable, apart from
> to a minority ? What does it add to the gameplay ? Nothing !
It would add that wondrous ingredient: titillation.
It wouldn't have to be degrading or anything. It could even be an expression of ingame romance.
> V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
> Oh come now, surely you'd like to see just a peek of
> nudity or something?
And how would it make a game more enjoyable, apart from
> to a minority ? What does it add to the gameplay ? Nothing !
It would add that wondrous ingredient: titillation.
It wouldn't have to be degrading or anything. It could even be an expression of ingame romance.
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