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I'd like to see more "erotic content" in games.
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
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V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
> Oh come now, surely you'd like to see just a peek of nudity or something?
And how would it make a game more enjoyable, apart from to a minority ? What does it add to the gameplay ? Nothing !
> Oh come now, surely you'd like to see just a peek of nudity or something?
And how would it make a game more enjoyable, apart from to a minority ? What does it add to the gameplay ? Nothing !
There's a site from which you can download free games, I don't recall the URL, so don't ask, but it's number one downloaded game was called 'Sex Olympics'.
I don't know what it was about, as I didn't download it myself, but I could have a pretty good guess!
I don't know what it was about, as I didn't download it myself, but I could have a pretty good guess!
Oh come now, surely you'd like to see just a peek of nudity or something?
V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
> Okay, what about this: there would be the "normal version" of the
> game, and an "adult version" which featured more erotic content - you
> know, like "Holly Oaks After Dark" (or whatever it was
> called).
This is exactly the point. That storyline in Holly Oaks relied on its content to boost flagging ratings, really it added nothing that viewers needed to see. The only time you'll ever see erotic content in games is when that game is a contender for worst game ever.....
>Huh, why do I get the feeling my argument is about to fall >down a
> dark pit.
I think it hit the bottom of the pit with Hallohowartthou's statement about girls at his school..... undoubtedly that little statement would make him a very popular person there.
> Okay, what about this: there would be the "normal version" of the
> game, and an "adult version" which featured more erotic content - you
> know, like "Holly Oaks After Dark" (or whatever it was
> called).
This is exactly the point. That storyline in Holly Oaks relied on its content to boost flagging ratings, really it added nothing that viewers needed to see. The only time you'll ever see erotic content in games is when that game is a contender for worst game ever.....
>Huh, why do I get the feeling my argument is about to fall >down a
> dark pit.
I think it hit the bottom of the pit with Hallohowartthou's statement about girls at his school..... undoubtedly that little statement would make him a very popular person there.
HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got
> it
> on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(just like a lot of girls in my school!)
Really? Just out of interest, where is your school again?
> V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got
> it
> on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(just like a lot of girls in my school!)
Really? Just out of interest, where is your school again?
V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got
> it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for
> it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(just like a lot of girls in my school!)
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got
> it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for
> it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(just like a lot of girls in my school!)
V.V.V.V.V. wrote:
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got
> it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for
> it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got
> it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for
> it!
she was wasnt she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Okay, what about this: there would be the "normal version" of the game, and an "adult version" which featured more erotic content - you know, like "Holly Oaks After Dark" (or whatever it was called).
Huh, why do I get the feeling my argument is about to fall down a dark pit.
Huh, why do I get the feeling my argument is about to fall down a dark pit.
V.V.V.V.V, your initial post didnt make it sound all that tasteful ! I doubt it would add to the realism as gamers feel alienated by cut scenes,, look at the fuss over MGS2, realism comes from controlling a character in a game world, and such content would make many gamers ignore the game, it would never be seen for the game it was, but "the game with THAT scene in".
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