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There was a cat and a c**krel. They walk onto a bridge and the cat falls in. The c**krel bursts out laughing. Whats the morale of this story?
Answer: Wherever there is a wet pu*sy there is always a happy c**k!!!!!!!!
Answer: Wherever there is a wet pu*sy there is always a happy c**k!!!!!!!!
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Rasta Blasta wrote:
> "That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it,
> they
> would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'
LOL!!!
Brilliant. :D
> "That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it,
> they
> would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'
LOL!!!
Brilliant. :D
This is crap, but:
Sex is like Maths:
Add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and mutliply!
Sex is like Maths:
Add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and mutliply!
I got one:
This young rich man was looking for a wife, and had narrowed his choices down to 3 women. He couldn't make up his mind on which one he should marry, so he tested them. He gave each woman £5,000 to see what she would spend it on.
The first woman went out, bought furs and jewels, and blew all the money on herself.
The second woman put half of it in the bank, and spent the rest of it on herself.
The third woman bought herself a dress, and many, many gifts for the young man.
Given these facts, which woman do you think the young man married?
Answer: The woman with the biggest breasts, of course!
This young rich man was looking for a wife, and had narrowed his choices down to 3 women. He couldn't make up his mind on which one he should marry, so he tested them. He gave each woman £5,000 to see what she would spend it on.
The first woman went out, bought furs and jewels, and blew all the money on herself.
The second woman put half of it in the bank, and spent the rest of it on herself.
The third woman bought herself a dress, and many, many gifts for the young man.
Given these facts, which woman do you think the young man married?
Answer: The woman with the biggest breasts, of course!
I don't get it
i know a good knock knock joke good to insult som1
knock knock
whos there
high IQ
high IQ who
definetly not u
knock knock
whos there
high IQ
high IQ who
definetly not u
Ant wrote:
> Rasta Blasta wrote:
> "That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it,
> they
> would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'
>
> LOL!!!
>
> Brilliant. :D
Cheers Ant!
> Rasta Blasta wrote:
> "That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it,
> they
> would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'
>
> LOL!!!
>
> Brilliant. :D
Cheers Ant!
Here's one:
Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them,
"Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a
vehicle with which to get around. The way we determine what type
of vehicle you will get is by how faithful you were to your
wives. Now," he says, turning to the first man, "were you true to
your wife?"
"Yes, I was, St. Peter," says the first man. "I never strayed.
From the day I married her to the day I died, I slept with no
woman other than my wife. I loved her very deeply."
"As reward for your complete fidelity," says St. Peter, "I now
give you these keys to a beautiful Roll-Royce."
The man happily accepts the keys, and St. Peter turns to the
second man. "Sir," he says, "were you faithful to you wife?"
Well, St. Peter," says the second man a little shyly, "I must
admit that when I was much younger, I did stray once or twice.
But I did love my wife very much, and after those minor
indiscretions, I was completely faithful until my dying day."
St. Peter looks down at the man and says, "As a reward for good
marital conduct, I am giving you these keys to a Pontiac."
As the man takes the keys from his St. Peter turns to the third
man. "Sir," he says, "were you faithful to you wife?"
"St. Peter," says the man, "I screwed everything I could, every
chance I got. There wasn't a week of my marriage that I didn't
sleep with someone other than, wife. But I must admit to you, St.
Peter, that it was a problem I had, because I really did love my
wife very much."
"Well," says St. Peter, "we do know that you did love your wife
and that does count for something, so this is what you get."
With that he rolls out a ten-speed bicycle and gives it to the
man. The gates of heaven open, and the three men enter
Sometime later the man on the bicycle is riding along, when he
sees that the man with the Rolls Royce has pulled over and is
sitting on the bumper of his car. He is sobbing uncontrollably.
The man pulls his bicycle up next to the man and says, "Hey, pal,
what's the matter? What could possibility be wrong? You have a
beautiful Rolls Royce to drive arround in?"
"I know," say the man through his sobs, "but I just saw my wife
on roller skates!"
Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them,
"Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a
vehicle with which to get around. The way we determine what type
of vehicle you will get is by how faithful you were to your
wives. Now," he says, turning to the first man, "were you true to
your wife?"
"Yes, I was, St. Peter," says the first man. "I never strayed.
From the day I married her to the day I died, I slept with no
woman other than my wife. I loved her very deeply."
"As reward for your complete fidelity," says St. Peter, "I now
give you these keys to a beautiful Roll-Royce."
The man happily accepts the keys, and St. Peter turns to the
second man. "Sir," he says, "were you faithful to you wife?"
Well, St. Peter," says the second man a little shyly, "I must
admit that when I was much younger, I did stray once or twice.
But I did love my wife very much, and after those minor
indiscretions, I was completely faithful until my dying day."
St. Peter looks down at the man and says, "As a reward for good
marital conduct, I am giving you these keys to a Pontiac."
As the man takes the keys from his St. Peter turns to the third
man. "Sir," he says, "were you faithful to you wife?"
"St. Peter," says the man, "I screwed everything I could, every
chance I got. There wasn't a week of my marriage that I didn't
sleep with someone other than, wife. But I must admit to you, St.
Peter, that it was a problem I had, because I really did love my
wife very much."
"Well," says St. Peter, "we do know that you did love your wife
and that does count for something, so this is what you get."
With that he rolls out a ten-speed bicycle and gives it to the
man. The gates of heaven open, and the three men enter
Sometime later the man on the bicycle is riding along, when he
sees that the man with the Rolls Royce has pulled over and is
sitting on the bumper of his car. He is sobbing uncontrollably.
The man pulls his bicycle up next to the man and says, "Hey, pal,
what's the matter? What could possibility be wrong? You have a
beautiful Rolls Royce to drive arround in?"
"I know," say the man through his sobs, "but I just saw my wife
on roller skates!"
i have a good joke,
little fly up on the wall
dont you have no sense at all
dont you know that walls been plastered
now your stuck you silly...
little fly up on the wall
dont you have no sense at all
dont you know that walls been plastered
now your stuck you silly...
i have another one...
Q. What has colourful feathers and has red spots?
A. A chicken with chicken spots!
Q. What has colourful feathers and has red spots?
A. A chicken with chicken spots!
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