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There was a cat and a c**krel. They walk onto a bridge and the cat falls in. The c**krel bursts out laughing. Whats the morale of this story?
Answer: Wherever there is a wet pu*sy there is always a happy c**k!!!!!!!!
Answer: Wherever there is a wet pu*sy there is always a happy c**k!!!!!!!!
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How about this!!
What happened to the blonde sky-diver...............
she missed the earth!!!!!!!
What happened to the blonde sky-diver...............
she missed the earth!!!!!!!
Wahahaah hah hah hah hah!! Warrrggghhhsss!! Nice on Ice one Matless! Aharks!!
Ahaks!! Haks Haks Haks! Haarrkksss!!
I just heard this joke from me m8. It's called bribing the
Professor.
Okay, so here goes. Oh and before that, I just wanna say that it's
really funny... Well, at least to me it is... Okay, here goes....
Once there was an exam given by this Proffesor, he gave each student
an exam paper and waited for the students to give the exam papers back
to him with all questions awnsered after 1 and a half hours. Well....
soon all of the students gave the professor back their exam papers.
After a while, while the Professor was marking the exam papers, he saw
this exam paper that had a piece of paper and an envelope clipped on
it. He opened the envelope and saw £100!! Then he read the piece
of paper saying 1% for each £1.
When the exam papers were given out, the student that tried to bribe
the professor got his exam paper back. He got 45% and £55
change! The morale of this joke is don't ever bribe a
professor/teacher. Especially when the professor/teacher's main
subject is maths.
I laughed loads of times hearing this bad joke! It's Wicked!
I just heard this joke from me m8. It's called bribing the
Professor.
Okay, so here goes. Oh and before that, I just wanna say that it's
really funny... Well, at least to me it is... Okay, here goes....
Once there was an exam given by this Proffesor, he gave each student
an exam paper and waited for the students to give the exam papers back
to him with all questions awnsered after 1 and a half hours. Well....
soon all of the students gave the professor back their exam papers.
After a while, while the Professor was marking the exam papers, he saw
this exam paper that had a piece of paper and an envelope clipped on
it. He opened the envelope and saw £100!! Then he read the piece
of paper saying 1% for each £1.
When the exam papers were given out, the student that tried to bribe
the professor got his exam paper back. He got 45% and £55
change! The morale of this joke is don't ever bribe a
professor/teacher. Especially when the professor/teacher's main
subject is maths.
I laughed loads of times hearing this bad joke! It's Wicked!
How about this joke.
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. He constantly told his wife in front of all the people in the town: "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
The neighbors believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was quite feared and enjoyed it very much.
Then the man died abruptly under strange circumstances and there was a closed-casket funeral. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors approached in a group to ask if she wasn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife put down her drink, smiled and said, "Let the old begger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. He constantly told his wife in front of all the people in the town: "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
The neighbors believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was quite feared and enjoyed it very much.
Then the man died abruptly under strange circumstances and there was a closed-casket funeral. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors approached in a group to ask if she wasn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife put down her drink, smiled and said, "Let the old begger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
heres a joke:
There were five people from different coutries England, Mexico, Cuba, Austrailian, and pakistan. They were in a boat stranded out to sea and they all had an item that they had a lot of in their country, they decided to throw the item out of the boat because they didn't need them where they were. The Cuban threw out a Cuban cigar, the Austrailian threw out a boomarang, the Mexican threw out a chilli, the pakistany threw out some rice, and the Englishman threw out the pakistany!
There were five people from different coutries England, Mexico, Cuba, Austrailian, and pakistan. They were in a boat stranded out to sea and they all had an item that they had a lot of in their country, they decided to throw the item out of the boat because they didn't need them where they were. The Cuban threw out a Cuban cigar, the Austrailian threw out a boomarang, the Mexican threw out a chilli, the pakistany threw out some rice, and the Englishman threw out the pakistany!
There was once this forum and tribute got it near the top of the list but then it fell. badly.
Please visit one of my posts called Joke Database in this forum.
Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
> There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red.
> The red man was having a wash in his red bath with his red rubber
> duckie.
> There is a knock on the door. The red man gets his red towel goes down
> his red stairs and answers his red door.
> It is the postwoman. The red man is amazed by the postwoman's beauty
> that he drops his red towel, leaving himself in his red naked glory.
> The postwoman screamed, ran across the road and killed herself
>
> Moral: Never cross the road when the red man flashes.
>
> For you suckers who don't understand it, the I'm comparing the red man
> to the red man on the traffic lights that tell you when to not walk.
> When I told this joke to my friend, he didn't understand it. Maybe
> he's stupid??? That's probably why he's my friend.
he isn't stupid, it is because the GREEN man flashes and the joke is meant to be told with a GREEN man. your friend isn't the stupid one it is you!! ha ha
> There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red.
> The red man was having a wash in his red bath with his red rubber
> duckie.
> There is a knock on the door. The red man gets his red towel goes down
> his red stairs and answers his red door.
> It is the postwoman. The red man is amazed by the postwoman's beauty
> that he drops his red towel, leaving himself in his red naked glory.
> The postwoman screamed, ran across the road and killed herself
>
> Moral: Never cross the road when the red man flashes.
>
> For you suckers who don't understand it, the I'm comparing the red man
> to the red man on the traffic lights that tell you when to not walk.
> When I told this joke to my friend, he didn't understand it. Maybe
> he's stupid??? That's probably why he's my friend.
he isn't stupid, it is because the GREEN man flashes and the joke is meant to be told with a GREEN man. your friend isn't the stupid one it is you!! ha ha
Health Hazard wrote:
> Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
> There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red.
> The red man was having a wash in his red bath with his red rubber
> duckie.
> There is a knock on the door. The red man gets his red towel goes
> down
> his red stairs and answers his red door.
> It is the postwoman. The red man is amazed by the postwoman's beauty
> that he drops his red towel, leaving himself in his red naked glory.
> The postwoman screamed, ran across the road and killed herself
>
> Moral: Never cross the road when the red man flashes.
>
> For you suckers who don't understand it, the I'm comparing the red
> man
> to the red man on the traffic lights that tell you when to not walk.
> When I told this joke to my friend, he didn't understand it. Maybe
> he's stupid??? That's probably why he's my friend.
>
> he isn't stupid, it is because the GREEN man flashes and the joke is
> meant to be told with a GREEN man. your friend isn't the stupid one it
> is you!! ha ha
Oh be quiet you ignorant n00b
> Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
> There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red.
> The red man was having a wash in his red bath with his red rubber
> duckie.
> There is a knock on the door. The red man gets his red towel goes
> down
> his red stairs and answers his red door.
> It is the postwoman. The red man is amazed by the postwoman's beauty
> that he drops his red towel, leaving himself in his red naked glory.
> The postwoman screamed, ran across the road and killed herself
>
> Moral: Never cross the road when the red man flashes.
>
> For you suckers who don't understand it, the I'm comparing the red
> man
> to the red man on the traffic lights that tell you when to not walk.
> When I told this joke to my friend, he didn't understand it. Maybe
> he's stupid??? That's probably why he's my friend.
>
> he isn't stupid, it is because the GREEN man flashes and the joke is
> meant to be told with a GREEN man. your friend isn't the stupid one it
> is you!! ha ha
Oh be quiet you ignorant n00b
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