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"Do u have any jokes!!!!!! I HAVE!!!!!"

There was a cat and a c**krel. They walk onto a bridge and the cat falls in. The c**krel bursts out laughing. Whats the morale of this story?



Answer: Wherever there is a wet pu*sy there is always a happy c**k!!!!!!!!

Protoss wrote:
> Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman all caught by the Germans and sent to a
> POW camp during World War II. Later they all make a daring escape. The
> Englishman hides in a cage of dogs, the Scotsman hides in a cage of
> cats and the Irishman hides in a bag of potatoes. The German sentries
> come looking for them with attack dogs. When they come near him the
> Englishman says ''woof, woof'', the Scotsman says ''meow, meow''. The
> Irishman says ''potatoe, potatoe.''

Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
Potatoe.

What did an inflatable headteacher say to a pupil that was wielding a pin?

>ANSWER<: "You've let the school down, you've let your friends down and you've even let me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mr.b-k wrote:
> What did an inflatable headteacher say to a pupil that was wielding a
> pin?
>
> >ANSWER<: "You've let the school down, you've let your
> friends down and you've even let me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You've nicked this gag off Bob Monkhouse on wipeout haven't you?

Tsk Tsk tsk

Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:
> Mr.b-k wrote:
> What did an inflatable headteacher say to a pupil that was wielding
> a
> pin?
>
> >ANSWER<: "You've let the school down, you've let your
> friends down and you've even let me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>
> You've nicked this gag off Bob Monkhouse on wipeout haven't you?
>
> Tsk Tsk tsk

Ha ha ha ha ha.... not funny. The jokes not funny, and who the hell watches "wipout with bob monkhouse"!

Two brunettes and a blonde marooned on an island. It's 100 miles to the next island. They all decide that they have to make a swim for it. The first brunette swims 13 miles and drowns. The 2nd brunette swims 25 mile, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims 91 miles, gets tired, so she swims back.

Jez13 wrote:
> Ha ha ha ha ha.... not funny. The jokes not funny, and who the hell
> watches "wipout with bob monkhouse"!

I'll have you know that Wipeout is a staplepart of my tv viewing along with The Enemy Within, Neighbours and Family Fortunes.

Lighten up you grumpy get.

Why did the blonde put a condom on her head.




She thought she'd catch hearing AIDS.


What d'you call a blonde with a brain.



A Golden Retriever.

Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
> There was a man who was obsessed with the colour red.
> The red man was having a wash in his red bath with his red rubber
> duckie.
> There is a knock on the door. The red man gets his red towel goes down
> his red stairs and answers his red door.
> It is the postwoman. The red man is amazed by the postwoman's beauty
> that he drops his red towel, leaving himself in his red naked glory.
> The postwoman screamed, ran across the road and killed herself
>
> Moral: Never cross the road when the red man flashes.
>
> For you suckers who don't understand it, the I'm comparing the red man
> to the red man on the traffic lights that tell you when to not walk.
> When I told this joke to my friend, he didn't understand it. Maybe
> he's stupid??? That's probably why he's my friend.

This is untrue, as the red man on the traffic lights never flashes, its the green one. So that is the reason why nobody is laughing when ever you tell that joke.

OK, how about this
How does a blonde kill a fish?

Drowns it

How does a blonde kill a bird?

Throws it of a cliff


And another thing, if they can send a man to the moon, why can't they keep him there?

Another joke from me!:

(in MGS2) What footy team does Raiden support?

Spurs. Why?

He keeps going on about stoping Arsenal.(This jokes a bit outdated now)