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Answer: Wherever there is a wet pu*sy there is always a happy c**k!!!!!!!!
teacher: have you got 3 words.
boy:yes
boy shutup
teacher:do you want detention!
boy:yes
teacher:who do you think you are!
boy:batman.
The chief cannibal approaches them and says, "The bad news is that
now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you
in a pot and cook you, then we will eat you and use your skins to
build a canoe. The good news is that each of you get to choose how
you will die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword."
The chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs
himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, if you please old chap."
The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, and says,
"God save the queen!" and pulls the trigger.
The New Yorker says, "Hey you, gimme a fork."
The chief cannibal is puzzled but he shrugs his shoulders and hands
the New Yorker a fork.
The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over...
the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood is gushing out
all over, making a mess.
The chief is appalled and asks, "What in heaven's name are you doing?"
The New Yorker says, "Putting holes in your canoe!
The Scotsman replies, ''I saw the Irishman coming over the hill with ten pineapples !''
Ha HA :) (hope you found it funny, sorry if not)
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyor belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to see what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing marbles to each of the elmos crotch.
The manager said " I said to give each elmo a two test tickles; not to two testicles."
The red man was having a wash in his red bath with his red rubber duckie.
There is a knock on the door. The red man gets his red towel goes down his red stairs and answers his red door.
It is the postwoman. The red man is amazed by the postwoman's beauty that he drops his red towel, leaving himself in his red naked glory. The postwoman screamed, ran across the road and killed herself
Moral: Never cross the road when the red man flashes.
For you suckers who don't understand it, the I'm comparing the red man to the red man on the traffic lights that tell you when to not walk.
When I told this joke to my friend, he didn't understand it. Maybe he's stupid??? That's probably why he's my friend.