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That's right, I wanted to like this game I really did but the more I play it the more it dawns on me just how pathetically retarded it is.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
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RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Different Stripes wrote:
> WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>
> The final boss is very, very, very cool!! :D
>
> In a why it's rather predicitable, but the thought had never crossed
> my mind!
> *******
> I bet it's Falco. I've been waiting for him to pop back in some
> time...
>
> If it is don't say so, I don't want it spoilt. And if it isn't don't
> say so either :-D
Heh.
Something will happen with a big Krazoa statue, and when it does, you'll know who it is!
> Different Stripes wrote:
> WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>
> The final boss is very, very, very cool!! :D
>
> In a why it's rather predicitable, but the thought had never crossed
> my mind!
> *******
> I bet it's Falco. I've been waiting for him to pop back in some
> time...
>
> If it is don't say so, I don't want it spoilt. And if it isn't don't
> say so either :-D
Heh.
Something will happen with a big Krazoa statue, and when it does, you'll know who it is!
Alcofrolic wrote:
> before you criticise others opinions sort your own ones out first.
Umm i've given my opinions of the game, at no point have I criticised anyones opinions you little tart.
but i would thank
> you to keep your obviously biased and flawed opinions to yourself next
> time
Ummm biased and flawed? it's my opinion that the game sucks, quite what's biased and flawed about that i'd love for you to explain.
You hypocritical little tart..
> before you criticise others opinions sort your own ones out first.
Umm i've given my opinions of the game, at no point have I criticised anyones opinions you little tart.
but i would thank
> you to keep your obviously biased and flawed opinions to yourself next
> time
Ummm biased and flawed? it's my opinion that the game sucks, quite what's biased and flawed about that i'd love for you to explain.
You hypocritical little tart..
Different Stripes wrote:
> WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>
> The final boss is very, very, very cool!! :D
>
> In a why it's rather predicitable, but the thought had never crossed
> my mind!
I bet it's Falco. I've been waiting for him to pop back in some time...
If it is don't say so, I don't want it spoilt. And if it isn't don't say so either :-D
> WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>
> The final boss is very, very, very cool!! :D
>
> In a why it's rather predicitable, but the thought had never crossed
> my mind!
I bet it's Falco. I've been waiting for him to pop back in some time...
If it is don't say so, I don't want it spoilt. And if it isn't don't say so either :-D
Alcofrolic wrote:
> end of the day they are your opinions.
> so in the eyes of the majority you are wrong.
>
> i have my opinions to, i like it and think some parts are tough.
>
> before you criticise others opinions sort your own ones out first.
>
> you seem to have your mind set on it being rubbish, but i would thank
> you to keep your obviously biased and flawed opinions to yourself next
> time
Come on! If you knew anything about this site you would know that logic, reason and considering other points of view have no place here!
:-)
> end of the day they are your opinions.
> so in the eyes of the majority you are wrong.
>
> i have my opinions to, i like it and think some parts are tough.
>
> before you criticise others opinions sort your own ones out first.
>
> you seem to have your mind set on it being rubbish, but i would thank
> you to keep your obviously biased and flawed opinions to yourself next
> time
Come on! If you knew anything about this site you would know that logic, reason and considering other points of view have no place here!
:-)
end of the day they are your opinions.
so in the eyes of the majority you are wrong.
i have my opinions to, i like it and think some parts are tough.
before you criticise others opinions sort your own ones out first.
you seem to have your mind set on it being rubbish, but i would thank you to keep your obviously biased and flawed opinions to yourself next time
so in the eyes of the majority you are wrong.
i have my opinions to, i like it and think some parts are tough.
before you criticise others opinions sort your own ones out first.
you seem to have your mind set on it being rubbish, but i would thank you to keep your obviously biased and flawed opinions to yourself next time
Look Tilt you changed someones mind I bet you feel all crunchy inside.:0
hmm i aint sure about this game now, i have it on my xmas list but after reading this post i am not so sure anymore..
Throwing the ball for tricky is about as much fun as trapping your hand in a waffle iron. If you think he's like having a pet then I feel for you mate.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> It's gotta be, I had 25% of the game done in about 2 hours.
I've done 24% of it in nearly 5 HOURS and I think it's great. You should get it PARR and Tricky is really cool. I just love throwing the ball for Tricky. He's like having a pet!
> It's gotta be, I had 25% of the game done in about 2 hours.
I've done 24% of it in nearly 5 HOURS and I think it's great. You should get it PARR and Tricky is really cool. I just love throwing the ball for Tricky. He's like having a pet!
Games like that I just rent, beat it, and throw it back at the store clerks face as if they were the ones that made it so darn short. Then when I leave he looks at me with a wierd face and runs off to make more cheesy games.:0
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