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That's right, I wanted to like this game I really did but the more I play it the more it dawns on me just how pathetically retarded it is.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
At first I was enjoying myself, the graphics where amazing and the puzzles seemed simple but okay. I'm starting to realise though why it got such low marks, it stupidly linear, the majority of puzzels are pathetically simliar and extremely simple. It's like Zelda for retards...not just your normal retard though these would have to be super, super retards. Sometimes i've got stuck because I find myself looking into the puzzle to much when actual fact I should be looking for a stupid symbol on the wall, absoloute ar$e.
I games where rated on graphics then this would be the best game of the year, unfortunatly they're not and I agree with Digitiser this deserves 2/10, not because it's THAT bad, it's bad but not THAT bad but because Rare should have done so much better, they've proved they can before so what in Gods name possessed them when they where making this steaming pile of toss I realy don't know.
Oh and this is coming from someone who loved DK64 and thinks Banjo Tooie is one of the best games ever.
I'll play the game to the end just because, but it'll be going back as soon as I finish it.
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Just in case :)
Bah, I got some 'most of your test is in capital letters, this give the impression you are shouting and people don't like that' rubbish.
Hopefully that will balance it out.
*POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW*
*POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW*
Just in case :)
Bah, I got some 'most of your test is in capital letters, this give the impression you are shouting and people don't like that' rubbish.
Hopefully that will balance it out.
Different Stripes wrote:
> Heh.
>
> Someones hit a certain nail square on the head with a big hammer of
> truth.
>
> :D
Bah. Killjoy.
> Heh.
>
> Someones hit a certain nail square on the head with a big hammer of
> truth.
>
> :D
Bah. Killjoy.
Heh.
Someones hit a certain nail square on the head with a big hammer of truth.
:D
Someones hit a certain nail square on the head with a big hammer of truth.
:D
That level took me about 10 minutes to do, the bit where you have to get that stupid birds kids back was so stupidly easy, it even showed you where they where, RETARDED.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Flaco turns up and Andross is the final boss....well that's my guess
> anyway.
Yeeees, my thinking too.
> Maybe it's the Stamper brother and you get to get in Fox'x ship and
> hoot them in the face for making such an average game and also for
> going to Microsoft.
Lol :-D
> Flaco turns up and Andross is the final boss....well that's my guess
> anyway.
Yeeees, my thinking too.
> Maybe it's the Stamper brother and you get to get in Fox'x ship and
> hoot them in the face for making such an average game and also for
> going to Microsoft.
Lol :-D
And the CloudRunner Fortress is annoying. Not a well designed level to be honest. Still, the Disguise is cool :-D
Flaco turns up and Andross is the final boss....well that's my guess anyway.
Maybe it's the Stamper brother and you get to get in Fox'x ship and hoot them in the face for making such an average game and also for going to Microsoft.
Maybe it's the Stamper brother and you get to get in Fox'x ship and hoot them in the face for making such an average game and also for going to Microsoft.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> 48% of the way through now with 8 hours clocked.
My earlier prediction was wrong then, I'm bang on target for 16 hours :-D
I hooped from 20% to 36% rather quicker than I expected y'see.
> 48% of the way through now with 8 hours clocked.
My earlier prediction was wrong then, I'm bang on target for 16 hours :-D
I hooped from 20% to 36% rather quicker than I expected y'see.
Different Stripes wrote:
> Heh.
>
> Something will happen with a big Krazoa statue, and when it does,
> you'll know who it is!
*ponders*
Meh. I'll find out soon enough.
48% of the way through now with 8 hours clocked.
> Heh.
>
> Something will happen with a big Krazoa statue, and when it does,
> you'll know who it is!
*ponders*
Meh. I'll find out soon enough.
48% of the way through now with 8 hours clocked.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Different Stripes wrote:
> WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>
> The final boss is very, very, very cool!! :D
>
> In a why it's rather predicitable, but the thought had never crossed
> my mind!
>
> I bet it's Falco. I've been waiting for him to pop back in some
> time...
Actually, thinking about it it's probably Andross :-D
> Different Stripes wrote:
> WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>
> The final boss is very, very, very cool!! :D
>
> In a why it's rather predicitable, but the thought had never crossed
> my mind!
>
> I bet it's Falco. I've been waiting for him to pop back in some
> time...
Actually, thinking about it it's probably Andross :-D
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