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"YH Idea of the Day."

I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:

How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?

It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.

Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.


Thoughts?

Goatboy wrote:
> Nah, I'll throw up if I smoke anymore today.

Instead, I shall go up to IT and
> burn a CD with 35+ MP3s I downloaded today.

My job is hard.
I sit in that
> massive old building, smoke, post crap here and download music.

Poor you. Your company might be shut down for making you work so hard.

I dont want either of you.

I've decided to become a nun and join the sisters at the convent to live a life of peace, tranquility & celibacy.

So you prefer him to me?
Curse you woman.

I can breathe through my ears y'know...just saying.

Goatboy wrote:
> Don't flatter yourself love, I'm a class act.

*belches like a steamliner
> horn*

Whatever.

Whats the answer then, JD? You've gone very quiet. (perhaps he has run off cos he thinks I do know him)

Nah, I'll throw up if I smoke anymore today.

Instead, I shall go up to IT and burn a CD with 35+ MP3s I downloaded today.

My job is hard.
I sit in that massive old building, smoke, post crap here and download music.

go back to the porno scene then or have a smoke

There's plenty to go around, don't fight.


...I'm bored.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
with
> a tongue that long, women will be falling at your feet.

damn you beat me to it

Tripping them up is a possibility.

Goatboy wrote:
> *slides back into his seat and licks his eyebrow*


With a tongue that long, women will be falling at your feet.