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I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
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they always do,they always do
Mystique wrote:
> no problemo...
oh..
Tallulah....*wolf wistles* ;o);o) eyyyyyy
The question is, will she come back?
> no problemo...
oh..
Tallulah....*wolf wistles* ;o);o) eyyyyyy
The question is, will she come back?
no problemo...
oh..
Tallulah....*wolf wistles* ;o);o) eyyyyyy
oh..
Tallulah....*wolf wistles* ;o);o) eyyyyyy
Christ, we'll have a room full of lesbians... Wonder what the hell is going on here half the time... but it does make you want to scratch your head, doesn't it?
(Ho ho ho.)
(Ho ho ho.)
You've made an old Goat very happy.
And for that I thank you from the bottom of my hearts.
And for that I thank you from the bottom of my hearts.
in the words of the chinease... "fu kin su pah"
This day just cannot get any better.
Women touching each other in the kitchen, then a bold statement of female empowerment here.
Life is good.
Women touching each other in the kitchen, then a bold statement of female empowerment here.
Life is good.
come on ladies!
Your Honour wrote:
> Goaty, I don't know about you, but I now believe in God.
I'm with you on that
"Hail the great inshfgafhsagidfhdjsafi!"
> Goaty, I don't know about you, but I now believe in God.
I'm with you on that
"Hail the great inshfgafhsagidfhdjsafi!"
I believe in all 37 of them.
As well as a few I made up on the spot.
As well as a few I made up on the spot.
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