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"YH Idea of the Day."

I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:

How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?

It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.

Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.


Thoughts?

Too difficult to draw the line, really. People would complain of bais from the doormen.

But wait, there's a solution!

Have a set of electronic scales rigged up to an alarm. Anone over a certain weights triggers the alarms, which buzz and whirr for all around to see!

Don't flatter yourself love, I'm a class act.

*belches like a steamliner horn*

Goatboy wrote:
> Tallulah wrote:
> Me? I havent got ginger hair.

*slides back into his
> seat and licks his eyebrow*
Well hello there.

Oh, so now your interested again now you know Im not ginger? I should have said I was...........

Tallulah wrote:
> Me? I havent got ginger hair.

*slides back into his seat and licks his eyebrow*
Well hello there.

Can we get back to the initial idea please?

Do you think it would work?

Do you think any club would have the bottle to implement it?

Me? I havent got ginger hair. Its just I know someone with ginger hair with the surname Dawkins, long shot but wondering if he & Jimmy Duck are the same person.

Your a Ginga too?

*backs away*
Why didn't you say?

LOL, actually it was to JD. Sorry.

(Put me in a nice room with cushions on the walls, very comfy)

Sorry, that should have been to Your Honour.

CONT!!!

This is playing me up today.

Amyway, whats the first initial of you christian name, Jimmy?