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I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
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Tallulah wrote:
I've decided to become a nun and join the sisters
> at the convent to live a life of peace, tranquility & celibacy.
Tried that and looked like a penguin...go gay its much easier...heyy how you doin'.
I've decided to become a nun and join the sisters
> at the convent to live a life of peace, tranquility & celibacy.
Tried that and looked like a penguin...go gay its much easier...heyy how you doin'.
I'm pretty sure really obesse people need to buy two tickets on a plane.
I have nothing against fat people or something, its just they expect to be treated as if something was wrong with them... or something, actually thats only a few... errr
I have nothing against fat people or something, its just they expect to be treated as if something was wrong with them... or something, actually thats only a few... errr
er-no wrote:
Is breathing in allowed, because I reckon fat people can hold some of it up and manage to squeeze through a doorway.
Just a thought.
Hmmm, good point. I hadn't thought of that. Er.... No, breathing in is not allowed.
Is breathing in allowed, because I reckon fat people can hold some of it up and manage to squeeze through a doorway.
Just a thought.
Hmmm, good point. I hadn't thought of that. Er.... No, breathing in is not allowed.
Your Honour wrote:
Same thing. If you can fit through the frame you buy one
> ticket, if you can't, then you buy two.
Is breathing in allowed, because I reckon fat people can hold some of it up and manage to squeeze through a doorway.
Just a thought.
Same thing. If you can fit through the frame you buy one
> ticket, if you can't, then you buy two.
Is breathing in allowed, because I reckon fat people can hold some of it up and manage to squeeze through a doorway.
Just a thought.
er-no wrote:
Nice idea. How would you determine if someone should buy one ticket or two YH?
Well, it would have to be done based on how much space they take up. So it would be more of a "How larger is your waist" as opposed to a "How much do you weigh?" thing.
It could be done by having a frame in the doorway, luck at airports. If your bag fits through the frame, you can take it on the plane with you, else it goes in with the suitcases.
Same thing. If you can fit through the frame you buy one ticket, if you can't, then you buy two.
Nice idea. How would you determine if someone should buy one ticket or two YH?
Well, it would have to be done based on how much space they take up. So it would be more of a "How larger is your waist" as opposed to a "How much do you weigh?" thing.
It could be done by having a frame in the doorway, luck at airports. If your bag fits through the frame, you can take it on the plane with you, else it goes in with the suitcases.
Same thing. If you can fit through the frame you buy one ticket, if you can't, then you buy two.
Tallulah wrote:
> I dont want either of you.
I've decided to become a nun and join the sisters
> at the convent to live a life of peace, tranquility & celibacy.
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Can I watch?
> I dont want either of you.
I've decided to become a nun and join the sisters
> at the convent to live a life of peace, tranquility & celibacy.
---
Can I watch?
In this world everyone is equal.
Women are equal to men.
'Gingas' are equal to women.
and the overweight are equal to hippo's.
This cannot be changed. Nice idea. How would you determine if someone should buy one ticket or two YH?
Women are equal to men.
'Gingas' are equal to women.
and the overweight are equal to hippo's.
This cannot be changed. Nice idea. How would you determine if someone should buy one ticket or two YH?
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