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I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
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Prodigy wrote:
> can i suggest u dial B for brain, then S for surgery!
You can suggest whatever you want, friend. But it may be easier if you explain what you mean, as I have no idea at all what you're talking about.
> can i suggest u dial B for brain, then S for surgery!
You can suggest whatever you want, friend. But it may be easier if you explain what you mean, as I have no idea at all what you're talking about.
Yeah, shocking wasn't it?
I'm disgusted....yeah right
I'm disgusted....yeah right
can i suggest u dial B for brain, then S for surgery!
errr?
er-no u truely are the god of humour, that and smart a**e comments!
lol to er-no :-)
Your Honour wrote:
> Goaty, I don't know about you, but I now believe in God.
*Starts to pray*
You called?
> Goaty, I don't know about you, but I now believe in God.
*Starts to pray*
You called?
Agree with the original post loads. There should indeed be a fat tax... how this could be put about, I don't know.
Perhaps adding a few pence to chocolate and ice-cream or something? The rest of us [shouldn't] won't care because we hardly buy the stuff anyway, but fat people will soon diet.
Or die.
Perhaps adding a few pence to chocolate and ice-cream or something? The rest of us [shouldn't] won't care because we hardly buy the stuff anyway, but fat people will soon diet.
Or die.
i always thought that larger than life people should pay twice on the bus for taking up 2 seats making me stand Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr luckly i can drive now :)
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