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I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
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I meant to put this up ages ago, but never got round to it, so here it is:
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
How many times have you gone to a club or pub, paid money to get in, and then watched some fat bastad take up all the room at the bar?
It happened to me on New Years Eve, so I came up with a cunning plan. Fat people (and I mean REAL heffers, not just slightly overweight) have to buy TWO tickets, as they take up more space.
Surely it would work like that from a health and safety point of view. You can only have a certain number of people in a pub/club, and if half the people are real chunkers, then there is less room left for everyone else.
Thoughts?
Good point YH!
lol,brilliant
Chunky people are ruining our pavements, yet do they pay any more council tax than I? No they don't.
So who's for a Girth Tax?
;-)
So who's for a Girth Tax?
;-)
Has Tallulah had a sense-of-humour bypass, or is it just that time of the month? ;-)
WòókieeMøn§??® wrote:
> Has Tallulah had a sense-of-humour bypass, or is it just that time of the month?
> ;-)
Oh dear! Dodgy teritory my friend, dodgy teritory!
> Has Tallulah had a sense-of-humour bypass, or is it just that time of the month?
> ;-)
Oh dear! Dodgy teritory my friend, dodgy teritory!
Tallulah wrote:
> I dont see any humour in ripping overweight people.
No, that would be very messy...
> I dont see any humour in ripping overweight people.
No, that would be very messy...
Tallulah wrote:
I dont see any humour in ripping overweight people.
It's a poor man who can't laugh at himself. That's what I always say.
I dont see any humour in ripping overweight people.
It's a poor man who can't laugh at himself. That's what I always say.
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