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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> Daer Meka,


HELP MEKA!
i keep on typing:
I didn't lie, I just ommitted
> certain truths....

and everyone's having a go at me, what should i do?

I
> didn't lie, I just ommitted certain truths....

P.s. I cannot stop signing off
> with it as everytime i write a post i have an unaccountable urge to type:
'I
> didn't lie, I just ommitted certain truths....'

Put it in "quotation marks" and leave a couple of blank lines before it.

And drop one of the 'm's.

Like so:



"I didn't lie, I just omitted certain truths"

Meka

Daer Meka,


HELP MEKA!
i keep on typing:
I didn't lie, I just ommitted certain truths....

and everyone's having a go at me, what should i do?

I didn't lie, I just ommitted certain truths....

P.s. I cannot stop signing off with it as everytime i write a post i have an unaccountable urge to type:
'I didn't lie, I just ommitted certain truths....'

Ant wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Everytime my friend logs onto MSN, he calls me gay? What
> should I do?? Am I really gay? Am I a very happy boy?? Or is he insulting me in
> a friendly way?? Please help!

Thanks, Ant.

If he's a friend, then I should think that it's just a friendly insult. Unless he wants to be an even closer friend. If you get my meaning.

Meka

Dear Meka,

Everytime my friend logs onto MSN, he calls me gay? What should I do?? Am I really gay? Am I a very happy boy?? Or is he insulting me in a friendly way?? Please help!

Thanks, Ant.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

That review was taken from The Western Mail magazine. Don't want
> you to think I'm a copying wretched scum of the earth loner.

Grix.

I knew there was another top actor in in. Patrick Swayze.

I bet 'Black Dog' is his CB name, or something.

I WILL watch this, for it sounds great.

Meka

Dear Meka,

That review was taken from The Western Mail magazine. Don't want you to think I'm a copying wretched scum of the earth loner.

Grix.

Dear Meka,

Black Dog - 11.35PM - BBC1 Wales

Forgettable thriller with Dirty Dancing veteran Patrick Swayze. A down-at-heel former trucker is blackmailed into delivering an illegal arms shipment, only to face danger from rival gun runners, FBI agents and a supernatural for responsible for his past misfortunes. Cliches abound and even reliable supporting actors such as Randy Travis, Meatloaf and Charles Dutton can't elevate this above the norm. ** [Two Stars]

I think it sounds pretty good.

Grix.

Dear Meka,

I have heard about this new fangled art of 'spamming', but don't know what it is or how to start. Please could you tell me if it's worth getting into?

peebee

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Could rent that out then, I noticed your thread earlier.

[PS. I
> think Meatloaf rocks, does this make me gay?]

Grix.

I don't think it makes you gay. As such.

There's a movie on on Friday I think, with Meatloaf in it.

It's about an ex-convict trucker who has lost his driving license, but he's going to make one last journey.

Possibly BBC1 at 11ish. Friday.

Someone should go seek this information for me.

Meka

Dear Meka,

Could rent that out then, I noticed your thread earlier.

[PS. I think Meatloaf rocks, does this make me gay?]

Grix.