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Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Micky,

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong
Punishment was due to those that dare to cross the line
But it must not be true for jerk-offs just like these
And maybe it takes longer to catch a total ash-hole?
If consequence dictate my course of action and it
Doesn't matter what's right
It's only wrong if you get caught
If consequences dictate my course action
I should play God and just
Shoot them myself?

Thanks

M. Keenan - Tool.

Dear Meka,

Please could you help me with two problems I've been having,
one, I can't seem to accumulate £200 in time for a GameCube, and two, some people have been posting pointless spam in threads. What would YOU do?

slaveunit wrote:
> Dear Meka.

Pat Sharpe is my dad. Because of this I have no friends at all,
> and am constantly mocked for my inherited fungus-mullet. What can I do?

Change your forename to 'Half'. ;-)

Get a head transplant too.

Meka

Dear Meka.

Pat Sharpe is my dad. Because of this I have no friends at all, and am constantly mocked for my inherited fungus-mullet. What can I do?

Bonus wrote:
> There are some extreme cases where the fungus grows outside of the head, the
> only confirmed victim of this was Pat Sharp.

:-D

DrDragon wrote:
> Dear Meka,

I am a complete loner with no friends. What should I do?

If you want friends, go make some. Do so by bribing them with cookies.

Meka

There are some extreme cases where the fungus grows outside of the head, the only confirmed victim of this was Pat Sharp.

The symptoms are difficult to define, lack of intelligence, arrogence and ignorance all play apart, but they are rife in the Enlgish male population unaffected by the disease.

;)

Buy a Gamecube

Dear Meka,

I am a complete loner with no friends. What should I do?