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Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:
Dear Meka,
Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.
There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.
Can you please help me?
Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.
Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.
Hope this helps, Meka.
Dear Meka,
I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!
Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.
I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.
> Dear Meka,
Where to babies come from? I want a baby brother, but my mum says
> the stork would get tired flying all the way to our house in the
> trees...
Yours
Small Frog
I have two babies.
They were cut out of my wife's tummy.
Meka
Where to babies come from? I want a baby brother, but my mum says the stork would get tired flying all the way to our house in the trees...
Yours
Small Frog
> Dear Meeka,
Can it really make you go blind?
VenomByte
What, sticking your fingers in your eyes?
POSSIBLY.
Meka
Can it really make you go blind?
VenomByte
> Dear Meka,
Do you wish for me to get the dictionary again, and explain the
> differences between singing and typing?
Grix.
No, I was doing both, you see.
I got some funny looks here, I can tell you.
Meka
Do you wish for me to get the dictionary again, and explain the differences between singing and typing?
Grix.
> Dear Meka
Could you fix it for me to fly a jet plane for the day.
If you
> can't do you know where I can find Jim'll fix it?
P.S Meka do you have loads
> of rings and say now then, now then??
; )
Heh! I can sing the theme tune:
Got a letter, only the start of it,
Got a letter, now you're a part of it,
Jim'll Fix it,
Jim'll Fix It for you-ooh! and you and you and
Bababa!
Meka.
Could you fix it for me to fly a jet plane for the day.
If you can't do you know where I can find Jim'll fix it?
P.S Meka do you have loads of rings and say now then, now then??
; )
> Dear Meka,
Do you think people that write their name at the end of their
> posts are morons? After all, it's plainly obvious who wrote it.
Grix.
Yes.
Meka
Do you think people that write their name at the end of their posts are morons? After all, it's plainly obvious who wrote it.
Grix.