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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Doesn't Chow Yun Fat just look so cool flying through those trees
> in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

Grix.

You know what, I haven't seen that yet!

But it's on my list.

Meka

Dear Meka,

Doesn't Chow Yun Fat just look so cool flying through those trees in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?

Grix.

I keep reading the title as, "dier Meka..."

:D

perfectgamecube/jack wrote:
> i have a problem. Why r the magazines pokemon tips so god damn awful. e.g.
> charizard is weaker because of it's dual type. solution keep it as charmeleon.
> What a load of crap.

We learn from these experiences.

In the future you may not be so quick to believe everything that you read.

Meka

i have a problem. Why r the magazines pokemon tips so god damn awful. e.g. charizard is weaker because of it's dual type. solution keep it as charmeleon. What a load of crap.

Thanks a lot Meka, my hero :)


I didn't lie, I just ommitted certain truths.

HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> Daer Meka,

I am currently rideculed as a spammer and a newbie and am
> currently VERY offended, what should i do other than stop posting here becuase
> i'm addicted.

I didnt lie, i just ommited certain truths

Try to post something relevent, about gaming, and at length in some of those 'serious' threads.

meka

Goatboy wrote:
> Dear Micky,

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong
Punishment
> was due to those that dare to cross the line
But it must not be true for
> jerk-offs just like these
And maybe it takes longer to catch a total
> ash-hole?
If consequence dictate my course of action and it
Doesn't matter
> what's right
It's only wrong if you get caught
If consequences dictate my
> course action
I should play God and just
Shoot them myself?

Thanks

M.
> Keenan - Tool

:-)

No.

May I suggest you only call me Micky in the following manner.

"Hey Micky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Micky."

Meka

Prawn Star wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Please could you help me with two problems I've been having,
one,
> I can't seem to accumulate £200 in time for a GameCube, and two, some
> people have been posting pointless spam in threads. What would YOU do?

If you want a Gamecube for launch, simply buy over £250 worth of stuff in total, and get in on Buy Now Pay Later. You'll have a further 6 months to come up with the cash. You ahve to pay a deposit and stuff, but it's an idea.

Daer Meka,

I am currently rideculed as a spammer and a newbie and am currently VERY offended, what should i do other than stop posting here becuase i'm addicted.

I didnt lie, i just ommited certain truths