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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> Daer Meka,

whatdya think of my new tagline?


It still looks the same to me?

Meka

Daer Meka,

whatdya think of my new tagline?


‘I didn't lie, I just omitted certain truths....’©

pb wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Problem pages keep ignoring me, what should I
> do?

Hello?

Meka?

Did somebody say something?

Meka

Dear Meka,

Problem pages keep ignoring me, what should I do?

Hello?

Meka?

Meka Dragon wrote:
> FatButcher wrote:
> Daer Meka

I have a large one in the departure lougue
> which refuses to budge,
> whats the best way to shift
> this?

Yours

constipated
Harrow

Hold on tight and grit your
> teeth.

Or work it out with a pencil.

Meka




Thanks, it worked a treat.

FatButcher wrote:
> Daer Meka

I have a large one in the departure lougue which refuses to budge,
> whats the best way to shift this?

Yours

constipated
Harrow

Hold on tight and grit your teeth.

Or work it out with a pencil.

Meka

Daer Meka

I have a large one in the departure lougue which refuses to budge, whats the best way to shift this?

Yours

constipated
Harrow

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Herr Meka,

What ingreadients do you need to mix a Sid James cocktail?

AS

I didn't even know there was one.

But no doubt it contains much hilarity.

Meka

Herr Meka,

What ingreadients do you need to mix a Sid James cocktail?

AS

Thanks, and what do you think of my idead to copyright it like so;

‘I didn't lie, I just omitted certain truths....’©

Is that better.

I want to perfect this so that it annoys as little amount of people as possible....


‘I didn't lie, I just omitted certain truths....’©