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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

ok

thank you anyway

Right

mandatare wrote:
> Dear Meka

My plea to everyone is check out the Vigalante topic in
> PS1
section for a couple of secs. we need your help.

I looked, but I don't know the answer

Meka

VenomByte wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Why is Team B's story so much better than Team A's?

VenomByte

I disagree. Team B's story sucks so bad it stings my eyes to read it.

Meka :-p

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Make,

Why does Snuggly always have a stick by his side?

What's a
> stick anyway?

Yours,

Doughnut Monster.

Snuggly has a stick by his side becuase he often gets stuck in his chair. On such occasions one of his Comrades is called to use the stick to pry him out.

The stick is made entirely from wood. Though to be the wood of the Stick-Tree or 'Stickius-Treeius'.

Meka

Dear Meka

My plea to everyone is check out the Vigalante topic in PS1
section for a couple of secs. we need your help.

Dear Meka,

Why is Team B's story so much better than Team A's?

VenomByte

Daer Make,

Why does Snuggly always have a stick by his side?

What's a stick anyway?

Yours,

Doughnut Monster.

Small_Frog wrote:
> Dear Meka

The prat sitting next to me won't stop singing Atomic Kitten's
> "Whole Again". It is now going round and round in my head and probably
> won't stop until tomorrow. What should I do?

Small Frog

You will have to shut the one next to you up, first of all. May I suggest bribing him with a Bonio?

Then get a different song stuck in you head. Try humming a favourite tune.

Adverts have catchy tunes, think of some ads, and one of those will get stuck in your head.

meka

Dear Meka

The prat sitting next to me won't stop singing Atomic Kitten's "Whole Again". It is now going round and round in my head and probably won't stop until tomorrow. What should I do?

Small Frog