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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Meka
Stop speaking to your self

DrDragon wrote:
> Daer Meka,

I am very worried for Microsoft. They seem to be putting so much
> moiney into the doomed to fail XBox thst eventually they'll just go bankrupt,
> not that I like Bill Gates or anything. Please tell Microsoft that they are
> stupid. What can I do to relieve my great grief (:-)) for MS's imminent
> death.

I think Microsoft will do okay. The Xbox isn't my kind of thing, the games don't really appeal, but I'm sure it will sell well enough to keep Microsoft happy.

Meka

HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> Daer Meka,

I have decided to ditch my tagline at the end due to peer pressure
> (DocDragon) and so i will type my tagline for the LAST time at the end of this
> sentance..

R.I.P. : ‘I didn't lie, I just omitted certain
> truths....’©

Hopefully people will stop getting wound up with you now.

Meka

Daer Meka,

I am very worried for Microsoft. They seem to be putting so much moiney into the doomed to fail XBox thst eventually they'll just go bankrupt, not that I like Bill Gates or anything. Please tell Microsoft that they are stupid. What can I do to relieve my great grief (:-)) for MS's imminent death.

Thank you.

Daer Meka,

I have decided to ditch my tagline at the end due to peer pressure (DocDragon) and so i will type my tagline for the LAST time at the end of this sentance..

R.I.P. : ‘I didn't lie, I just omitted certain truths....’©

P.s. Thank DrDragon for that!

Thanks that's saved me a lot of problems ;)

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Meka,

How do you use a book.

Yours faithfully,

Doughnut monster.

To open a book, hold it so the writing is vertical, and not upside down, then hold the top right corner of the cover, and turn it over, by lifting and pulling it to set it down on the left.

Read the words from left to right, top to bottom. Turn page and repeat.

Meka

Daer Meka,

How do you use a book.

Yours faithfully,

Doughnut monster.

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Meka,

Is the term 'Stickius-Treeius' the latin name for a tree or was it
> name by some guy who couldn't find his falsies?
Yours,

Doughnut Monster :)

;-)

It's the Latin name

Meka

Daer Meka,

Is the term 'Stickius-Treeius' the latin name for a tree or was it name by some guy who couldn't find his falsies?
Yours,

Doughnut Monster :)