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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Meka

When you said 'expecting', did you mean 'hoping'?

VenomByte

Dear Meka
Will you vote for me in the next notable vote thing?





yours with a huge bribe

jimmy

jimmy duck wrote:
> Sorry, i helped one of your clients while you were out.

That's okay.

In all honestly I was expecting this thread to die, not to be answering questions all the time!

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Are you insecure with the size of your breasts? Perhaps you're
> experiencing unwanted sagging?

Grix

Not as such, but I do fear that one day I shall form man-***s.

Meka

Sorry, i helped one of your clients while you were out.

Tyla wrote:
> Dear Meka...

What are you predictions regarding the possible out break of war
> in India and Pakistan and who would you bet your money on for firing the first
> Nuke?

I'm hoping that the situation can be defused before we see any Nuke's fired.

Meka

jimmy duck wrote:
> Dear Meka
Stop speaking to your self

I'm not speaking to myself, I am speaking to my puppet.

Meka

Dear Meka,

Are you insecure with the size of your breasts? Perhaps you're experiencing unwanted sagging?

Grix

As he isn't in i'll field this one. The first nuke will be fired by Pakisatan but as it hasn't been serviced for 20 years it will blown up on take off.

Dear Meka...

What are you predictions regarding the possible out break of war in India and Pakistan and who would you bet your money on for firing the first Nuke?