The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.
Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:
Dear Meka,
Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.
There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.
Can you please help me?
Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.
Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.
Hope this helps, Meka.
Dear Meka,
I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!
Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.
I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.
Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:
Dear Meka,
Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.
There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.
Can you please help me?
Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.
Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.
Hope this helps, Meka.
Dear Meka,
I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!
Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.
I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.
Page:
Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Dear Meka-DragQueen
If you owned the tardis, would you, after every meal,
> travel back in time to about half an hour before you ate and and take the clean
> plates with you, to save repeated washing, inadvertantly creating the tea-time
> paradox?
Or would you squander your mastery of the time and space by
> constantly hiding in the shadows, around corners and behind doors before popping
> out suddenly to surprise your past or future self?
To be quite honest I haven't thought about it.
I'd probably use it to check sporting results then go back in time to clear up at the bookies.
Meka
> Dear Meka-DragQueen
If you owned the tardis, would you, after every meal,
> travel back in time to about half an hour before you ate and and take the clean
> plates with you, to save repeated washing, inadvertantly creating the tea-time
> paradox?
Or would you squander your mastery of the time and space by
> constantly hiding in the shadows, around corners and behind doors before popping
> out suddenly to surprise your past or future self?
To be quite honest I haven't thought about it.
I'd probably use it to check sporting results then go back in time to clear up at the bookies.
Meka
Craw wrote:
> Dear Meka
You can't spell.
Craw
Craw, you have failed to see the clever joke.
The spelling mistake in the topic title 'Daer Meka' is to highlight the lack of intelligence of those that would feel that they could turn to me for solutions to a real problem.
Meka
> Dear Meka
You can't spell.
Craw
Craw, you have failed to see the clever joke.
The spelling mistake in the topic title 'Daer Meka' is to highlight the lack of intelligence of those that would feel that they could turn to me for solutions to a real problem.
Meka
So you cant *really* help people?!
Craw wrote:
> So you cant *really* help people?!
Did I say I couldn't help?
I can offer advice, I was merely implying that it may not be the best advice.
Meka
> So you cant *really* help people?!
Did I say I couldn't help?
I can offer advice, I was merely implying that it may not be the best advice.
Meka
Danger Mekker,
I'm a 43 year old single male, I'm overweight, a virgin and living with my mother.
I was wondering what you would advise me to buy for my spring clothing collection?
I cant decide between a Star Trek T-Shirt with a picture of Spock on the front with the words 'Live Long and Prosper'
Or a numbered official limited edition commemorative Captain Picard plate?
AS
I'm a 43 year old single male, I'm overweight, a virgin and living with my mother.
I was wondering what you would advise me to buy for my spring clothing collection?
I cant decide between a Star Trek T-Shirt with a picture of Spock on the front with the words 'Live Long and Prosper'
Or a numbered official limited edition commemorative Captain Picard plate?
AS
Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Danger Mekker,
I'm a 43 year old single male, I'm overweight, a virgin and
> living with my mother.
I was wondering what you would advise me to buy for my
> spring clothing collection?
I cant decide between a Star Trek T-Shirt with a
> picture of Spock on the front with the words 'Live Long and Prosper'
Or a
> numbered official limited edition commemorative Captain Picard plate?
AS
Go for the T-shirt.
Meka
> Danger Mekker,
I'm a 43 year old single male, I'm overweight, a virgin and
> living with my mother.
I was wondering what you would advise me to buy for my
> spring clothing collection?
I cant decide between a Star Trek T-Shirt with a
> picture of Spock on the front with the words 'Live Long and Prosper'
Or a
> numbered official limited edition commemorative Captain Picard plate?
AS
Go for the T-shirt.
Meka
Dear Metal
I've been playing Battle for Naboo for the past two weeks, and the game is crap.
Is there a cheat to make it at all decent?
Also, I shot my sister wiv a stick, but I can't find the reset button. Do you know when it is?
Gaem
I've been playing Battle for Naboo for the past two weeks, and the game is crap.
Is there a cheat to make it at all decent?
Also, I shot my sister wiv a stick, but I can't find the reset button. Do you know when it is?
Gaem
Deer Mooky,
When i am sleep i can fly and see through walls into girls shower room and lift buildings and stuff and make lasers come from my eyes to heat things up
but when i wake up i cant do this
and that makes me sad
why?
When i am sleep i can fly and see through walls into girls shower room and lift buildings and stuff and make lasers come from my eyes to heat things up
but when i wake up i cant do this
and that makes me sad
why?
> Dear Metal
I've been playing Battle for Naboo for the past two weeks, and the
> game is crap.
Is there a cheat to make it at all decent?
Also, I shot my
> sister wiv a stick, but I can't find the reset button. Do you know when it
> is?
Gaem
Gaem, I don't think Battle for Naboo is THAT bad. I don't know of any good cheats though.
Sisters don't have reset buttons. Call an ambulance. Or the police.
Meka
I've been playing Battle for Naboo for the past two weeks, and the
> game is crap.
Is there a cheat to make it at all decent?
Also, I shot my
> sister wiv a stick, but I can't find the reset button. Do you know when it
> is?
Gaem
Gaem, I don't think Battle for Naboo is THAT bad. I don't know of any good cheats though.
Sisters don't have reset buttons. Call an ambulance. Or the police.
Meka
Goatboy wrote:
> Deer Mooky,
When i am sleep i can fly and see through walls into girls shower
> room and lift buildings and stuff and make lasers come from my eyes to heat
> things up
but when i wake up i cant do this
and that makes me sad
why?
Unfortunately it was just a dream
Meka
> Deer Mooky,
When i am sleep i can fly and see through walls into girls shower
> room and lift buildings and stuff and make lasers come from my eyes to heat
> things up
but when i wake up i cant do this
and that makes me sad
why?
Unfortunately it was just a dream
Meka
Page: