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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Mystique wrote:
> Dear Meka,
Why haz this thred got so meny repies wen my consol warz has sunk
> ded?

ps
are you sure my monkey isnt gay?or was it evil either way are you
> sure?!

Console wars topics rule! Yeah! Console Crusades! The armies of Jesus will crush rivals to the GodCube.

You're monkey wasn't gay, but I was bored, and one thing lead to another. You know how it goes.

Meka

Daer Meka,

I like to know how to tie my shoe lace, as I have forgotten how to tie them.

Yours faithfully,

Doughnut Monster.

Dear Meka,
Why haz this thred got so meny repies wen my consol warz has sunk ded?

ps
are you sure my monkey isnt gay?or was it evil either way are you sure?!

jimmy duck wrote:
> Do you want to buy a Ps

No thanks.

meka

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Meka,

I would like to know how I wrote and posted this message.

Also
> how do you open a door.

Yours faithfully,

Doughnut Monster

You pressed some buttons on the keyboard, with your fingers? Then you moved the mouse over to the post message button, and clicked it.

Open a door by turning the handle then pushing or pulling it.

If there is no handle try just pushing or pulling.

If all else fails knock.

Meka

Do you want to buy a Ps

Daer Meka,

I would like to know how I wrote and posted this message.

Also how do you open a door.

Yours faithfully,

Doughnut Monster

Grrrr.....I've can flog you a Playstation if you want?

VenomByte wrote:
> Dear Meka

When you said 'expecting', did you mean 'hoping'?

VenomByte

No. Really no ;-).

I just love answering silly questions.

Meka

jimmy duck wrote:
> Dear Meka
Will you vote for me in the next notable vote
> thing?





yours with a huge bribe


> jimmy

:-)

I'm voting for YH though, he pays better.

Meka