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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Meka,
How is it how ever hard i try i can't stop myself from growing?

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Meka,

Why am I posting here?

Yours Faithfully,

Doughnut Monster.

because I am real buff.

Meka

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Dear Meka,
what is a push down automonon? Just been asked in me exam and i
> put 'something pushed down automatically'. Get the feeling this is wrong as the
> exam was on 'computer languages'. Pleez help. Its bugging me

GH

That's a little beyond my scope of understanding, at a guess I'd say it was a type of flag.

Meka

Daer Meka,

Why am I posting here?

Yours Faithfully,

Doughnut Monster.

Dear Meka,
what is a push down automonon? Just been asked in me exam and i put 'something pushed down automatically'. Get the feeling this is wrong as the exam was on 'computer languages'. Pleez help. Its bugging me

GH

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

I want a Gamecube. Why can't Nintendo hurry up and announce the
> damn date?

Grix

I know the date.

March in England and Scotland, June in Wales.

Meka

Dear Meka,

I want a Gamecube. Why can't Nintendo hurry up and announce the damn date?

Grix

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Meka,

What is the purpose of life?
Is it so we can see lots of monkeys
> or is it just so we can feel what being smashed wiv Snuggly's stick is
> like?

Yours faithfully

Doughnut Monster.

In life we must seek something that will make us happy.

Find true happiness and you have found your life's meaning.

Meka

Daer Meka,

What is the purpose of life?
Is it so we can see lots of monkeys or is it just so we can feel what being smashed wiv Snuggly's stick is like?

Yours faithfully

Doughnut Monster.

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> Daer Meka,

I like to know how to tie my shoe lace, as I have forgotten how to
> tie them.

Yours faithfully,

Doughnut Monster.

Hold one end of the lace in each hand.

Cross one over the other, and pull it round the back and underneath the other one.

Pull it tight.

Now make two bunny ears with the ends of the lace. Tie this in a similar way that you first tied the shoe (cross one over, behind and through)

Pull tight.

Repeat with other shoe.

Meka