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Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Mike,

I have the ability to vibrate my hands, which I find really sexy. But many people do not find it as sexy as I do, why is this?

Do you think vibrating hands are sexy?

Gix.

Dear Meka.

Can you fix it for me to grow an extra pair of thumbs to give me an unfair advantage at Tekken. I am not greedy, so I will settle for an extra one on just the right hand, as long as it doesn't unbalance me, which would ruin my upcoming attempt on the Lolo ball world record attempt.

Thanks,
Jonny 'Two-thumbs' Man.

me confused
me sleep now

Goatboy wrote:
> You punk.
GImme back my tagline

I think you find I had it first.

You punk.
GImme back my tagline

Goatboy wrote:
> Excellent advice.
She can go watch the movie, I shall stay at her flat and
> please myself.

Don't forget to leave the wet patch on her side of the bed.

Excellent advice.
She can go watch the movie, I shall stay at her flat and please myself.

Goatboy wrote:
> Please her?

Please yourself.

Please her?

Goatboy wrote:
> but i'm not a woman.
if i was, then i would just stay at home and have a
> shower

But it will please yuor woman, increasing your chances of being allowed to please her further.

Meka