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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> Gear double-dragon

I love to jump up and down on my bed, sometimes I jump
> really high.

Be careful that you don't bang your head.

Meka

dear meka
is my story any good?

Dear Meka

Why are all the playstation owners in the bottom maths and science sets at at school?

Gear double-dragon

I love to jump up and down on my bed, sometimes I jump really high.

AS

Goatboy wrote:
> last night i dream i was a fire engine and i out fire out and went
> "dee-dar-dee-dar" down the street and cars got out my way
but when i
> woke i had to stay inside because mum says i am special and things are outside
> that can hurt me

is there anything to do in my room apart from be on net all
> day because i go to chat room and nice man in germany want me to visit and play
> with his clowns?

You could pretend that your bed is on firs, and pretend to be a fire engine, and put it out.

Don't use any real water though, especilly not on your computer.

Ask your mum for some games, and get a proper adult to install them for you.

Meka

last night i dream i was a fire engine and i out fire out and went "dee-dar-dee-dar" down the street and cars got out my way
but when i woke i had to stay inside because mum says i am special and things are outside that can hurt me

is there anything to do in my room apart from be on net all day because i go to chat room and nice man in germany want me to visit and play with his clowns?

Goatboy wrote:
> Deer Mooky,

When i am sleep i can fly and see through walls into girls shower
> room and lift buildings and stuff and make lasers come from my eyes to heat
> things up
but when i wake up i cant do this
and that makes me sad

why?

Unfortunately it was just a dream

Meka

> Dear Metal

I've been playing Battle for Naboo for the past two weeks, and the
> game is crap.

Is there a cheat to make it at all decent?

Also, I shot my
> sister wiv a stick, but I can't find the reset button. Do you know when it
> is?

Gaem

Gaem, I don't think Battle for Naboo is THAT bad. I don't know of any good cheats though.

Sisters don't have reset buttons. Call an ambulance. Or the police.

Meka

Deer Mooky,

When i am sleep i can fly and see through walls into girls shower room and lift buildings and stuff and make lasers come from my eyes to heat things up
but when i wake up i cant do this
and that makes me sad

why?

Dear Metal

I've been playing Battle for Naboo for the past two weeks, and the game is crap.

Is there a cheat to make it at all decent?

Also, I shot my sister wiv a stick, but I can't find the reset button. Do you know when it is?

Gaem