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Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:
Dear Meka,
Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.
There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.
Can you please help me?
Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.
Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.
Hope this helps, Meka.
Dear Meka,
I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!
Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.
I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.
if i was, then i would just stay at home and have a shower
Try to book tickets on the phone, find it sold out, and go see something else instead.
Serendipity is probably rubbish, but it looks like the kind of pap that appeals to the female mind.
Meka
And the trailer has a little black boy running in slow motion extending his hand to a soldier, begging to be rescued from his hellish life as a non-westernised peasant.
And the shining soldier of western virtue almost reaches him before a bomb goes off and annihilates the kid.
It's going to be really, really a***-clenchingly bad.
And the tagline is "Leave no man behind" and I counted 5 stars and stripes flag in the trailer.
And Obi-Wan Kenobi is in it with a skinhead.
I think my brain will die.
But I like the sugar.
Whoa is me
> Dear Mocha,
My girlfriend wants to go and watch Black Hawk Down tonight, but
> I am allergic to jingoistic flag-waving toss by Jerry Bruckheimer.
She says if
> I dont go then I dont get any sugar for a week.
Please help.
Have a kip in the cinema, that way you'll have plenty of energy for after the movie.
Meka
My girlfriend wants to go and watch Black Hawk Down tonight, but I am allergic to jingoistic flag-waving toss by Jerry Bruckheimer.
She says if I dont go then I dont get any sugar for a week.
Please help.
> Will you read it now?
Okay, I read it. It was alright. Could have had a bit more of a twist to it, and a little more descriptive of the surroundings and the characters.
Oh, and the paragraphs should have been spaced a little better to ease readability.
On a good note it kept my interest until the end.
> dear meka
is my story any good?
I haven't read it yet.
Meka
> Dear Meka
Why are all the playstation owners in the bottom maths and science
> sets at at school?
Because they're too busy playing games to do their homework.
Meka