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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Meka,

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

D. Harry.

Dear Meka,

Is it true Microsoft are weeping like little children at Nintendo's decision to release the console in Europe before them?

Thanks
Mr. Shigeru

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Can we have rabbits at the ranch?

Lenny.

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And THAT deserves a GAD

Dear Meka,

You haven't seen a woman in a red dress by any chance, have you?

George.

Or even punish. I'm not picky.

Dear Meka,

Grix is chatting about books that I still have nightmares about from GCSE English Literature. Please punsih him.
Stryke

Strafex wrote:
> Dear Mr Dragon,

Could you please do some firebreathing tricks at my birthday
> party?
Otherwise it'll be boring and go up in smoke.
Can you help
> me?


Strafex.

Hey, I'm a firebreather. No, really, I am. it's one of the useless things I can do (amongst a range of other juggling and prestigitating feats). It's easy. I'm not going to explain how though, as some muppet will no doubt do it and singe their mullet off in a blaze of glory.

One very fine piece of advice tho - face downwind. And drink a pint of milk half an hour beforehand to line your stomach.

Sorry if I'm stepping on your toes Meka...

Dear Meka,

Can we have rabbits at the ranch?

Lenny.

Take her to see Lord of the Rings, Goaty, everyone loves that. Don't they? Um...

Also of note, I'm going to see it for the third time tomorrow.

Dear Mr Dragon,

Could you please do some firebreathing tricks at my birthday party?
Otherwise it'll be boring and go up in smoke.
Can you help me?


Strafex.