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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Meka.
How do you eat your cadburys creme egg?

½pint wrote:

I feel that this comment was aimed at me


It wasn't, it was just a general comment

allardini wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Hello. I am an irritating Notable/Regular who does nothing but go
> on about how stupid Newbies are. I am taking anger management classes as my
> hatred for newbies has caused me to destroy several computers,

from
> Anon


My point here is that some of you regulars are just as bad as newbies
> and it's just really annoying, coz when you go on about how annoying we are, you
> are spamming by doing so! SO SHUT UP!!

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I feel that this comment was aimed at me, but if it was I shall reply with a witty repost.

I have not ever picked on you. I shall never pick on a Newbie or JAT without a valid reason. If I see a first time offender write in spam or txt, I shall tell him that it isn't the way of the forums, not bite his head off, and give him plenty ample time to recant his ways. We don't spam the whole place, ignorant newbies and JATs do. Almost every decent topic is thanks to a Regular and Notable. Ever seen a new-newbie or JAT post a proper topic? Nope. And if they do, almost every time it has been proved to be copied. Sorry to burst your bubble, but this is the reality of things.

Dear Meka,

Hello. I am an irritating Notable/Regular who does nothing but go on about how stupid Newbies are. I am taking anger management classes as my hatred for newbies has caused me to destroy several computers,

from Anon


My point here is that some of you regulars are just as bad as newbies and it's just really annoying, coz when you go on about how annoying we are, you are spamming by doing so! SO SHUT UP!!

r u ok there 1/2 pint?

Dr Meka,

im a stpd newbie n i cnt stp spmming and tlkn in txt tlk plz hlp me lrn pntctuation cs i wont 2 rite proply n win gad wit me shrt n crp posts.

plz hlp,

sum 7 yr old newbie

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

I don't really fit in with people at school... in fact, I hate it.
> I hate school, and I hate the people there... one of the teachers is really
> nice, but I... I just think they're all out to get me. I hate them all.

My
> mother really upsets me too, she's... I should say we're, dedicated Christians,
> but she goes on to me so much about what's the right thing to do, all the
> time... I really don't know what to do, it's driving me mad.

Carrie.

SAME

Whatisdainternet@aol

Dear Meka,

I don't really fit in with people at school... in fact, I hate it. I hate school, and I hate the people there... one of the teachers is really nice, but I... I just think they're all out to get me. I hate them all.

My mother really upsets me too, she's... I should say we're, dedicated Christians, but she goes on to me so much about what's the right thing to do, all the time... I really don't know what to do, it's driving me mad.

Carrie.

Daer Meka...

Are you online?

Whatisdainternet@aol

Dear Meka

Now what was i thinking again?

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