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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Tony wrote:
> I was looking for pity!

awwwwww

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Tony,

Congratulations.

Grix Thraves.


Thanks Grix - glad somebody has something sensible to say.

Baby Leosa, a girl, born 9:08 am today

Tony wrote:
> I was looking for pity!

They're not that bad. Oh hang on... they are aren't they.
(Simpsons shiver) babies

Oh, that's alright then. As long as you did not mean "incontinent".

I don't need to ACT incompetent.

½pint wrote:
> Tony wrote:
> Dear Meka

I have just become a Grandad. What should I
> do?

a) Go to
> Grandad lessons
b) Stick my head in the oven
c)
> Pretend
e) Buy cuddly
> toys
f) Practice pulling funny faces in front of
> mirror
g) Offer to change the
> nappy

I know you know that you'll know
> what I should know.

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I know!!! Go to an old folks home and
> act impotent!

Sorry if i caused offence, i meant incompetent. Oh, and congratulations :)

I was looking for pity!

Tony wrote:
> Dear Meka

I have just become a Grandad. What should I do?

a) Go to
> Grandad lessons
b) Stick my head in the oven
c) Pretend
e) Buy cuddly
> toys
f) Practice pulling funny faces in front of mirror
g) Offer to change the
> nappy

I know you know that you'll know what I should know.

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I know!!! Go to an old folks home and act impotent!

Dear Tony,

Congratulations.

Grix Thraves.

d) Go for long drive in fast car and leave mobile phone at home

Dear Meka

I have just become a Grandad. What should I do?

a) Go to Grandad lessons
b) Stick my head in the oven
c) Pretend
e) Buy cuddly toys
f) Practice pulling funny faces in front of mirror
g) Offer to change the nappy

I know you know that you'll know what I should know.