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Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.
Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:
Dear Meka,
Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.
There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.
Can you please help me?
Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.
Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.
Hope this helps, Meka.
Dear Meka,
I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!
Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.
I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.
Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:
Dear Meka,
Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.
There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.
Can you please help me?
Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.
Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.
Hope this helps, Meka.
Dear Meka,
I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!
Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.
I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.
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misterhappy wrote:
> Dear Meka,
I think my mom is on speed. She's always funkin' with my head. Why
> she gotta do it Meka? Why can't she take my gifts and be happy? That's all I
> want from her, but she's always gotta be going on about this stuff that I don't
> even wantta know about.
And do you know anywhere where I can score a pound of
> pure?
Yours,
Harry Goldfarb
Harry, seek immediate help for your mother.
I don't know where you could score a pound of pure.
Stop injecting into that arm.
Meka
> Dear Meka,
I think my mom is on speed. She's always funkin' with my head. Why
> she gotta do it Meka? Why can't she take my gifts and be happy? That's all I
> want from her, but she's always gotta be going on about this stuff that I don't
> even wantta know about.
And do you know anywhere where I can score a pound of
> pure?
Yours,
Harry Goldfarb
Harry, seek immediate help for your mother.
I don't know where you could score a pound of pure.
Stop injecting into that arm.
Meka
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,
Don't forget to put the cat out.
Meka.
You don't have a cat.
Meka
> Dear Meka,
Don't forget to put the cat out.
Meka.
You don't have a cat.
Meka
misterhappy wrote:
> Dear Meka,
When I'm on television everyone will love me. And Harry will be on
> television too and they'll all love us. Everyone will be watching and they will
> all love me. But why haven't you asked me to be on television? Is this just like
> a commercial break? Will it all be nice in the end?
Yours,
Sara Goldfarb
Sara, don't you look lovely? You're a winner! I'm sure it will all be just fine in the end.
Juice for Sara!
Meka
> Dear Meka,
When I'm on television everyone will love me. And Harry will be on
> television too and they'll all love us. Everyone will be watching and they will
> all love me. But why haven't you asked me to be on television? Is this just like
> a commercial break? Will it all be nice in the end?
Yours,
Sara Goldfarb
Sara, don't you look lovely? You're a winner! I'm sure it will all be just fine in the end.
Juice for Sara!
Meka
HelloHowAreYou wrote:
> Daer Meka...
I'm voting for you in the notable elections because i like you
> so much.
Whatisdainternet@aol
Thanks, but I'm already a notable.
Meka
> Daer Meka...
I'm voting for you in the notable elections because i like you
> so much.
Whatisdainternet@aol
Thanks, but I'm already a notable.
Meka
They banned that advert.
For good reason.
For good reason.
Tony wrote:
> Dear Meka
I have just become a Grandad. What should I do?
a) Go to
> Grandad lessons
b) Stick my head in the oven
c) Pretend
e) Buy cuddly
> toys
f) Practice pulling funny faces in front of mirror
g) Offer to change the
> nappy
I know you know that you'll know what I should know.
Yay! Don't offer to change a nappy, there's no need to do that, parents like it really. Buy some Worther's originals, ready for when the little one is big enough for boiled sweets.
> Dear Meka
I have just become a Grandad. What should I do?
a) Go to
> Grandad lessons
b) Stick my head in the oven
c) Pretend
e) Buy cuddly
> toys
f) Practice pulling funny faces in front of mirror
g) Offer to change the
> nappy
I know you know that you'll know what I should know.
Yay! Don't offer to change a nappy, there's no need to do that, parents like it really. Buy some Worther's originals, ready for when the little one is big enough for boiled sweets.
TomUK wrote:
> Dear Meka.
How do you eat your cadburys creme egg?
Often I bite the top off, then use my tongue to lick some of the creme out. When I have as much as I can reach, i just bit the other sides off.
Meka
> Dear Meka.
How do you eat your cadburys creme egg?
Often I bite the top off, then use my tongue to lick some of the creme out. When I have as much as I can reach, i just bit the other sides off.
Meka
allardini wrote:
> Dear Meka,
Hello. I am an irritating Notable/Regular who does nothing but go
> on about how stupid Newbies are. I am taking anger management classes as my
> hatred for newbies has caused me to destroy several computers,
from
> Anon
Yes, but that's not really a question, is it?
> Dear Meka,
Hello. I am an irritating Notable/Regular who does nothing but go
> on about how stupid Newbies are. I am taking anger management classes as my
> hatred for newbies has caused me to destroy several computers,
from
> Anon
Yes, but that's not really a question, is it?
½pint wrote:
> Dr Meka,
im a stpd newbie n i cnt stp spmming and tlkn in txt tlk plz hlp me
> lrn pntctuation cs i wont 2 rite proply n win gad wit me shrt n crp
> posts.
plz hlp,
sum 7 yr old newbie
Take your sentence maker home from school with you, and use it when posting here.
Meka
> Dr Meka,
im a stpd newbie n i cnt stp spmming and tlkn in txt tlk plz hlp me
> lrn pntctuation cs i wont 2 rite proply n win gad wit me shrt n crp
> posts.
plz hlp,
sum 7 yr old newbie
Take your sentence maker home from school with you, and use it when posting here.
Meka
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,
I don't really fit in with people at school... in fact, I hate it.
> I hate school, and I hate the people there... one of the teachers is really
> nice, but I... I just think they're all out to get me. I hate them all.
My
> mother really upsets me too, she's... I should say we're, dedicated Christians,
> but she goes on to me so much about what's the right thing to do, all the
> time... I really don't know what to do, it's driving me mad.
Carrie.
Then go mad. You'll feel better for it in the end. Either that or you'll die.
Meka
> Dear Meka,
I don't really fit in with people at school... in fact, I hate it.
> I hate school, and I hate the people there... one of the teachers is really
> nice, but I... I just think they're all out to get me. I hate them all.
My
> mother really upsets me too, she's... I should say we're, dedicated Christians,
> but she goes on to me so much about what's the right thing to do, all the
> time... I really don't know what to do, it's driving me mad.
Carrie.
Then go mad. You'll feel better for it in the end. Either that or you'll die.
Meka
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