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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Dear Meka,
"Hi, my name's Tyrone C. Love, I'm worried that I was only ever a bit part in a story and that my character was never properly developed. I sometimes feel like a mere plot device used to draw information out of the central character. And I am stuck with a ridiculous pimp's name. Can you help me change it? Can you help me take on a more substantial role? I feel so.. inadequate." said Tyrone to Harry, who responded at length...

Dear Meka,
You gotta help me... I am a spoilt rich girl who fell in love with someone from coney island but I'm afraid my parents wouldn't approve. He's very nice and charming but I think he's bothered by the fact that I sleep with this man named Arnold every month to make sure my parents keep sending me my allowance. Oh and I think I'm becoming addicted to drugs, which is why I need my allowance and will never be able to fulfil my dream of opening a sucessful art gallery and café in Europe. Basically the problem is:
-my relationship's messed up
-I really need another hit
-This scary guy says he'll give me some stuff if I go to one of his parties

Do I go?

Yours,
Marion

Dear Meka,

I am finding it hard to cope being so sexy, everywhere i go people stop me and say "god you're sexy".
I am becomming sexier and sexier everyday and i dont think i could cope with the crowds of people chasing me wanting just to be in my presence.

What do i do?

Mystique

P.s Is my monkey gay?

Dear Meka,
I think my mom is on speed. She's always funkin' with my head. Why she gotta do it Meka? Why can't she take my gifts and be happy? That's all I want from her, but she's always gotta be going on about this stuff that I don't even wantta know about.

And do you know anywhere where I can score a pound of pure?

Yours,
Harry Goldfarb

Dear Meka,

Don't forget to put the cat out.

Meka.

Dear Meka,
When I'm on television everyone will love me. And Harry will be on television too and they'll all love us. Everyone will be watching and they will all love me. But why haven't you asked me to be on television? Is this just like a commercial break? Will it all be nice in the end?

Yours,
Sara Goldfarb

Daer Meka...

I'm voting for you in the notable elections because i like you so much.

Whatisdainternet@aol

*beats chest*

er-no wrote:
Grix Thraves + er-no.


what did i tell you? this whole place has gone gay!
:p

Dear Tony,

Congratulations.

Grix Thraves + er-no.

:D