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"Daer Meka..."

Hello, and welcome to my brand new problem page. If you have a problem regarding gaming, or any aspecct of your life, then please feel free to post here, and I'll try to see if I can come to some kind of a solution for you.

Here's a couple of the letters I've already recieved:

Dear Meka,

Please can you help me, I'm having an awful time at the moment. I imported a Gamecube from Japan, and I managed to get the box open without any help, but from there I am stuck.

There are loads of leads, but I can't get them all in the television.

Can you please help me?

Nintendo fan, 26, Stoke.

Certainly Nintendo fan. First of all start off my removing your mittens. Now take the instruction manual to a proper adult and ask them if they can help you. Don't ask other Ninties, as you'll have the same problems there.

Hope this helps, Meka.


Dear Meka,

I wiz wundrin wot gamez I should get wen da Gamecube comes out! I don' really like da kiddy games cos I int a kiddy no more. Don' tell me 2 get a Gaystation or a sex-Box cos they is suckers consoles!!!

Limp Bizkit fan, 14, Da Hood.

I'm sorry LB fan, but you're beyond help.

Asher D wrote:
> Dear Meka

Now what was i thinking again?

Pro Devo
> Soccer

Probably sex.

Meka

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five?
> Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track
> myself. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
> world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one
> question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

D. Harry.

Yes Mr Harry, I do feel lucky.

Meka

er-no wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Is it true Microsoft are weeping like little children at
> Nintendo's decision to release the console in Europe before them?

Thanks
Mr.
> Shigeru

They're not too bothered, as they don't believe it will happen.

Meka

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

You haven't seen a woman in a red dress by any chance, have
> you?

George.

I saw one in a film only the other day.

But not in real life recently. No.

Meka

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Meka,

Can we have rabbits at the ranch?

Lenny.

Only if you agree to keep them in good condition.

Meka

Strafex wrote:
> Dear Mr Dragon,

Could you please do some firebreathing tricks at my birthday
> party?
Otherwise it'll be boring and go up in smoke.
Can you help
> me?


Strafex.

Unfortunately no, I'm not a real dragon.

Meka

Dear Mucky,

The princesses like to stroke my sideburns in the morning.
My sideburns are a very nice shape.

Do you think my leather jacket makes me look like a badass?

thank you

A.P

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Dear Mike,

I have the ability to vibrate my hands, which I find really sexy.
> But many people do not find it as sexy as I do, why is this?

Do you think
> vibrating hands are sexy?

Gix.

I too can vibrate my hands, because I am very intelligent, and strong.

Vibrating hands are hot and sexy.

Meka

Jonman wrote:
> Dear Meka.

Can you fix it for me to grow an extra pair of thumbs to give me
> an unfair advantage at Tekken. I am not greedy, so I will settle for an extra
> one on just the right hand, as long as it doesn't unbalance me, which would ruin
> my upcoming attempt on the Lolo ball world record attempt.

Thanks,
Jonny
> 'Two-thumbs' Man.

I believe that this is possible. If they can put a human ear on a mouses back, surely they can give you an extra thumb?

I like dogs