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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
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Shame, townies suck. They tried to mug me like.... Oh... 2 times? Heh, never got anything from me! Just decided it wasn't worth it and beat me up pretty bad each time. Ah well...
What do you call a townie in school?
Lost.
What do you call a townie in school?
Lost.
Paranoid Idiot wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
>
> Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of
> clothes. Is that problem?
I think he is refering to the ones who think they can own the world, the ones who start fights for no reason and the ones who think that they can claim any part of a town they like. A good example are the ones that live near me, right idiots they are. They march around, start fights because some "older" person told them too. They think that they can claim rights to half my school, and when someone stands up to them, they will come after you with all their brothers and their mates brothers, using knifes, spanners and bricks.
> Kyz22 wrote:
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
>
> Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of
> clothes. Is that problem?
I think he is refering to the ones who think they can own the world, the ones who start fights for no reason and the ones who think that they can claim any part of a town they like. A good example are the ones that live near me, right idiots they are. They march around, start fights because some "older" person told them too. They think that they can claim rights to half my school, and when someone stands up to them, they will come after you with all their brothers and their mates brothers, using knifes, spanners and bricks.
Kyz22 wrote:
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of clothes. Is that problem?
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of clothes. Is that problem?
Kyz I see you have a huge hatred for the Townies. WHich is nice!! :P
Yeah, there good. :)
What do you call a townie in a mansion?
A burglar
What do you call a townie in a Mercedies?
A locksmith
What do you call a gang of townies?
You dont, you keep your head down and walks quickly away
How do you get 30 townies into a phonebox?
Paint 3 white stripes down the side
What do you say to a townie with a job?
No thanks I dont want a Big Issue
Whats a townies favourite flavour crips?
Cheese and charves [Dont know if everyone will get this one!]
What do you call a townie with a Rolex
A pickpocket
What do you call a townie in a mosh pit?
Dead
- - Made most of these up, Hope you likes. - -
A burglar
What do you call a townie in a Mercedies?
A locksmith
What do you call a gang of townies?
You dont, you keep your head down and walks quickly away
How do you get 30 townies into a phonebox?
Paint 3 white stripes down the side
What do you say to a townie with a job?
No thanks I dont want a Big Issue
Whats a townies favourite flavour crips?
Cheese and charves [Dont know if everyone will get this one!]
What do you call a townie with a Rolex
A pickpocket
What do you call a townie in a mosh pit?
Dead
- - Made most of these up, Hope you likes. - -
Cheers fellers, I'll get some more off my mates today and post them here for you.
hell yeah
lol, they're all funny.
Night knight.. . . ha, clever eh.
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