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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
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Shadow Knight wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Most of these aren't that great, and they're all practically the
> same,
> just modified a little...
>
> i sense a townie!!
I live in a small village town and play footie and rugby - not the signs of a townie....
> Azul wrote:
> Most of these aren't that great, and they're all practically the
> same,
> just modified a little...
>
> i sense a townie!!
I live in a small village town and play footie and rugby - not the signs of a townie....
Rudeboys around here.
There are so many names for the buggers.
Townies in Yorkshire/Lancashire
Radgies in Newcastle
Neds in Scotland
Charves further down south
Gangstaaaaaaaz in London
etc etc
Townies in Yorkshire/Lancashire
Radgies in Newcastle
Neds in Scotland
Charves further down south
Gangstaaaaaaaz in London
etc etc
Isn't the guy from The Streets a 'townie'? And he's bloody clever.
Newcastle, where radgies make up 90% of the population, hang around street corners, drive Corsas, wear baseball caps and have the shared IQ of my left hand.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Heh, some funny jokes, except townies are called radgies. Get it
> right.
Where you live?
> Heh, some funny jokes, except townies are called radgies. Get it
> right.
Where you live?
What do you call a townie in a microwave?
Mush-ting!
What do you say to a townie with his own business?
I told you to clean to back windows too!
What do you call a townie in a bank?
Robin
Whay did the townie join the Navy?
The thought they might be going to the Rockport
BBC Broadcast statement: Due to the recent complaints about the lack of townies on TV, Crimewatch will now be shown twice a week.
Mush-ting!
What do you say to a townie with his own business?
I told you to clean to back windows too!
What do you call a townie in a bank?
Robin
Whay did the townie join the Navy?
The thought they might be going to the Rockport
BBC Broadcast statement: Due to the recent complaints about the lack of townies on TV, Crimewatch will now be shown twice a week.
Heh, some funny jokes, except townies are called radgies. Get it right.
J-42 wrote:
> bengali?
A kid from Pakistan
> We haven't had a proper fight in our school yet. Were you involved in
> that fight, it sounds pretty serious. ooooo, someone got arrested,
> year 10? Were they charged?
The person arrested was older than us and did not goto the school. I sunno if he was charged or not!
> bengali?
A kid from Pakistan
> We haven't had a proper fight in our school yet. Were you involved in
> that fight, it sounds pretty serious. ooooo, someone got arrested,
> year 10? Were they charged?
The person arrested was older than us and did not goto the school. I sunno if he was charged or not!
Parr wrote:
> The townies near me were told by an older boy to beat up someone for
> he was going out with that older persons ex. now this older person
> didn't do it himself, becuase if he did then he would not be accepted
> into the army.
Wow, this townie actually is thinking about his future!
>
> Now, this fight that was started by this one townie did the
> following.
The smallest person can have the biigest affect on the world.
>
> The year 10's tried to beat up the year 11's in a huge brawl.
>
> Then the Year 10's jumped some more Year 11's at the following dinner
> time break.
>
> The Year 11's then completely beat up the year 10's.
I'm so glad i don't go to your school.
>
> The year 10's drafted in the entire Bengali population of the school
> (100 people).
bengali?
>
> There was a huge fight involving nearly 300 people and anothe 500
> watching.
Take that WWE!
>
> Income the riot police.
Cool!
>
> After school there was another fight involving bricks, knifes and
> chains.
>
> The weekend passes with little trouble.
>
> Back to school and there is another huge fight.
>
> After school there is a fight with knifes and someone has a gun. My
> school gets swarmed by armed police officers with their dogs. Someone
> gets arrested.
>
> A police presence has remained on my school for the past 2 weeks, but
> things have seemed to have calmed down.
>
> All this happened because one townie got jealous of someone that was
> going out with his ex-girlfriend. Now thats a sad person.
We haven't had a proper fight in our school yet. Were you involved in that fight, it sounds pretty serious. ooooo, someone got arrested, year 10? Were they charged?
> The townies near me were told by an older boy to beat up someone for
> he was going out with that older persons ex. now this older person
> didn't do it himself, becuase if he did then he would not be accepted
> into the army.
Wow, this townie actually is thinking about his future!
>
> Now, this fight that was started by this one townie did the
> following.
The smallest person can have the biigest affect on the world.
>
> The year 10's tried to beat up the year 11's in a huge brawl.
>
> Then the Year 10's jumped some more Year 11's at the following dinner
> time break.
>
> The Year 11's then completely beat up the year 10's.
I'm so glad i don't go to your school.
>
> The year 10's drafted in the entire Bengali population of the school
> (100 people).
bengali?
>
> There was a huge fight involving nearly 300 people and anothe 500
> watching.
Take that WWE!
>
> Income the riot police.
Cool!
>
> After school there was another fight involving bricks, knifes and
> chains.
>
> The weekend passes with little trouble.
>
> Back to school and there is another huge fight.
>
> After school there is a fight with knifes and someone has a gun. My
> school gets swarmed by armed police officers with their dogs. Someone
> gets arrested.
>
> A police presence has remained on my school for the past 2 weeks, but
> things have seemed to have calmed down.
>
> All this happened because one townie got jealous of someone that was
> going out with his ex-girlfriend. Now thats a sad person.
We haven't had a proper fight in our school yet. Were you involved in that fight, it sounds pretty serious. ooooo, someone got arrested, year 10? Were they charged?
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