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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
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hell yeah
Cheers fellers, I'll get some more off my mates today and post them here for you.
What do you call a townie in a mansion?
A burglar
What do you call a townie in a Mercedies?
A locksmith
What do you call a gang of townies?
You dont, you keep your head down and walks quickly away
How do you get 30 townies into a phonebox?
Paint 3 white stripes down the side
What do you say to a townie with a job?
No thanks I dont want a Big Issue
Whats a townies favourite flavour crips?
Cheese and charves [Dont know if everyone will get this one!]
What do you call a townie with a Rolex
A pickpocket
What do you call a townie in a mosh pit?
Dead
- - Made most of these up, Hope you likes. - -
A burglar
What do you call a townie in a Mercedies?
A locksmith
What do you call a gang of townies?
You dont, you keep your head down and walks quickly away
How do you get 30 townies into a phonebox?
Paint 3 white stripes down the side
What do you say to a townie with a job?
No thanks I dont want a Big Issue
Whats a townies favourite flavour crips?
Cheese and charves [Dont know if everyone will get this one!]
What do you call a townie with a Rolex
A pickpocket
What do you call a townie in a mosh pit?
Dead
- - Made most of these up, Hope you likes. - -
Yeah, there good. :)
Kyz I see you have a huge hatred for the Townies. WHich is nice!! :P
Kyz22 wrote:
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of clothes. Is that problem?
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of clothes. Is that problem?
Paranoid Idiot wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
>
> Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of
> clothes. Is that problem?
I think he is refering to the ones who think they can own the world, the ones who start fights for no reason and the ones who think that they can claim any part of a town they like. A good example are the ones that live near me, right idiots they are. They march around, start fights because some "older" person told them too. They think that they can claim rights to half my school, and when someone stands up to them, they will come after you with all their brothers and their mates brothers, using knifes, spanners and bricks.
> Kyz22 wrote:
> A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
>
> Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
>
> - Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
>
> Maybe I and 'townies' as you call it like wearing them sort of
> clothes. Is that problem?
I think he is refering to the ones who think they can own the world, the ones who start fights for no reason and the ones who think that they can claim any part of a town they like. A good example are the ones that live near me, right idiots they are. They march around, start fights because some "older" person told them too. They think that they can claim rights to half my school, and when someone stands up to them, they will come after you with all their brothers and their mates brothers, using knifes, spanners and bricks.
Shame, townies suck. They tried to mug me like.... Oh... 2 times? Heh, never got anything from me! Just decided it wasn't worth it and beat me up pretty bad each time. Ah well...
What do you call a townie in school?
Lost.
What do you call a townie in school?
Lost.
Kyz22 wrote:
> What do you call a townie with a Rolex
>
> A pickpocket
Since when do you keep your watch in your pocket....
Yeah, their not bad
> What do you call a townie with a Rolex
>
> A pickpocket
Since when do you keep your watch in your pocket....
Yeah, their not bad
The townies near me were told by an older boy to beat up someone for he was going out with that older persons ex. now this older person didn't do it himself, becuase if he did then he would not be accepted into the army.
Now, this fight that was started by this one townie did the following.
The year 10's tried to beat up the year 11's in a huge brawl.
Then the Year 10's jumped some more Year 11's at the following dinner time break.
The Year 11's then completely beat up the year 10's.
The year 10's drafted in the entire Bengali population of the school (100 people).
There was a huge fight involving nearly 300 people and anothe 500 watching.
Income the riot police.
After school there was another fight involving bricks, knifes and chains.
The weekend passes with little trouble.
Back to school and there is another huge fight.
After school there is a fight with knifes and someone has a gun. My school gets swarmed by armed police officers with their dogs. Someone gets arrested.
A police presence has remained on my school for the past 2 weeks, but things have seemed to have calmed down.
All this happened because one townie got jealous of someone that was going out with his ex-girlfriend. Now thats a sad person.
Now, this fight that was started by this one townie did the following.
The year 10's tried to beat up the year 11's in a huge brawl.
Then the Year 10's jumped some more Year 11's at the following dinner time break.
The Year 11's then completely beat up the year 10's.
The year 10's drafted in the entire Bengali population of the school (100 people).
There was a huge fight involving nearly 300 people and anothe 500 watching.
Income the riot police.
After school there was another fight involving bricks, knifes and chains.
The weekend passes with little trouble.
Back to school and there is another huge fight.
After school there is a fight with knifes and someone has a gun. My school gets swarmed by armed police officers with their dogs. Someone gets arrested.
A police presence has remained on my school for the past 2 weeks, but things have seemed to have calmed down.
All this happened because one townie got jealous of someone that was going out with his ex-girlfriend. Now thats a sad person.
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