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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
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Me wants more jokes, Kyz. Got anymore?
I live on the very outskirts of the Newcastle area (in North Tyneside) and, yes, radgies wear all those things. And yes, your mum is a radgie ;)
Erm isn't a townie just a normal person that sorta follows the trends? No thats a trendy... well isn't a townie someone who sorta thinks their alternative but is in fact just a normal person trying to be different?
bbhahabahaha = beavus and butthead laugh
a townies conversation.
townie 1 : "like dis chich yeh waz lik totaly f**d up man and liks my bro took her fur a spin in some @ssholz wheels bbhahabahaha funny innit bbhahabahaha innit bbhahabahaha"
townie 2 : "bbhahabahaha innit"
townie 3 : "bbhahabahaha innit bbhahabahaha"
townie 2 : "thaz like blockheads mother bbhahabahaha innit bbhahabahaha"
townie 1, 2 and 3: "bbhahabahaha"
a townies conversation.
townie 1 : "like dis chich yeh waz lik totaly f**d up man and liks my bro took her fur a spin in some @ssholz wheels bbhahabahaha funny innit bbhahabahaha innit bbhahabahaha"
townie 2 : "bbhahabahaha innit"
townie 3 : "bbhahabahaha innit bbhahabahaha"
townie 2 : "thaz like blockheads mother bbhahabahaha innit bbhahabahaha"
townie 1, 2 and 3: "bbhahabahaha"
What do you call a townie with an A level?
A forger
What do you call a townie with a cowboy hat on?
A git who looks stupid
Whats a townies favourite food?
Mush(y) peas
What do you call a townie who likes starwars
Loot skywalker
What do you call a townie in a Limo?
A valet
A forger
What do you call a townie with a cowboy hat on?
A git who looks stupid
Whats a townies favourite food?
Mush(y) peas
What do you call a townie who likes starwars
Loot skywalker
What do you call a townie in a Limo?
A valet
What does i femal townies left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing they've never met.
Nothing they've never met.
what do you call a townie taking a bath?
rare
whats a townies favriot hat?
an inflated condom
why do female townies have red knees?
because they like to suck
whats a townies favriot saying?
it's the pigs run
what do you call a townie that goes to college?
a cleaner
rare
whats a townies favriot hat?
an inflated condom
why do female townies have red knees?
because they like to suck
whats a townies favriot saying?
it's the pigs run
what do you call a townie that goes to college?
a cleaner
what do townies call the internet?
porn.
slik ~_~
porn.
slik ~_~
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