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Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
walk within a 100 metre radius of one
What do you call a townie who walks past you?
Nothing, he'll call you something first.
And all the people asking what townies are, are probably American. They wont get it.
selling car radios on ebay
what's a townies biggist expenditure?
bail
why did the townie use the toilet?
because he saw a sign saying no fouling
why do townies have filthy sleeves?
because they can't afford toilet paper
what do you call a family of townies walking down the street?
evicted
why did the townie cross the road?
so he could mug the chicken
what did the townie say to the prostitute?
fancy a lift home mum
an experienced joyrider
why do townies go church?
to steal the silver wear
what do townies do when they see a CCTV camara?
they pull their pants down and pull a moonie
why do townies go to the doctors?
for the morephien (spelling?)
what do you call a townie on drugs?
normal
what do you call a family of townies?
the gimp club
> Kyz22 wrote:
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> What d'ya call a townie over 13?
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> Pregnant.
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> Even the males?
Damn, insert female in there somewhere... actually...
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> What d'ya call a townie over 13?
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> Pregnant.
Even the males?