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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
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Townie on TV- What ya lookin' at?
Kyz22 wrote:
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> What d'ya call a townie over 13?
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> Pregnant.
Even the males?
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> What d'ya call a townie over 13?
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> Pregnant.
Even the males?
Whitestripes wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
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> What d'ya call a townie over 13?
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> Pregnant.
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> Even the males?
Damn, insert female in there somewhere... actually...
> Kyz22 wrote:
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> What d'ya call a townie over 13?
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> Pregnant.
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> Even the males?
Damn, insert female in there somewhere... actually...
what do you call a townie who pases their driving test first time?
an experienced joyrider
why do townies go church?
to steal the silver wear
what do townies do when they see a CCTV camara?
they pull their pants down and pull a moonie
why do townies go to the doctors?
for the morephien (spelling?)
what do you call a townie on drugs?
normal
what do you call a family of townies?
the gimp club
an experienced joyrider
why do townies go church?
to steal the silver wear
what do townies do when they see a CCTV camara?
they pull their pants down and pull a moonie
why do townies go to the doctors?
for the morephien (spelling?)
what do you call a townie on drugs?
normal
what do you call a family of townies?
the gimp club
whats a townies favoriot pass time?
selling car radios on ebay
what's a townies biggist expenditure?
bail
why did the townie use the toilet?
because he saw a sign saying no fouling
why do townies have filthy sleeves?
because they can't afford toilet paper
what do you call a family of townies walking down the street?
evicted
why did the townie cross the road?
so he could mug the chicken
what did the townie say to the prostitute?
fancy a lift home mum
selling car radios on ebay
what's a townies biggist expenditure?
bail
why did the townie use the toilet?
because he saw a sign saying no fouling
why do townies have filthy sleeves?
because they can't afford toilet paper
what do you call a family of townies walking down the street?
evicted
why did the townie cross the road?
so he could mug the chicken
what did the townie say to the prostitute?
fancy a lift home mum
I hate townies they are the biggest bunch of fag* ever.
And all the people asking what townies are, are probably American. They wont get it.
And all the people asking what townies are, are probably American. They wont get it.
I just made this one up:
What do you call a townie who walks past you?
Nothing, he'll call you something first.
What do you call a townie who walks past you?
Nothing, he'll call you something first.
how do you start a fight with a townie?
walk within a 100 metre radius of one
walk within a 100 metre radius of one
damn punks,
Possum wrote:
> damn punks,
don't offend punks
> damn punks,
don't offend punks
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