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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
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What d'ya call a townie in a blender?
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a fridge?
Chillin.
What d'ya call a townie in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What d'ya call a townie in a blender in a box?
Innit mush.
What d'ya call a townie in a jar?
Sweet!
What d'ya call a townie over 13?
Pregnant.
What d'ya call a townie in a car?
Busted.
What d'ya call a townie on a bike?
A thief.
What do you call a townie with his legs stuck down a drain?
Gutted mush.
What d'ya say to a townie with a job?
Big Mac and fries.
What did the little townie say to the big townie?
Can you get served?
What do you say to a townie in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
What d'ya call a 30 year old townie?
Dunno, ask his 17 year old son.
How can you tell a female townie virgin?
She can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a townie in a skatepark?
Lost.
Why did the townie cross the road?
To punch someone for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
What's a townies favourite car?
One without an alarm.
What do townies use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What's the difference between a dying townie and an onion?
Onions make you cry.
How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How many townies does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to put it in, the other 4 to tell him "innit, innit, innit, innit".
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead townie in the road?
The cat has skid marks in front of it.
Ah, comical genius. Especially that last one... Hehe... Glad I'm a so called "Metalhead".
I'm a Townie.
:-P
(What's a Townie...?)
:-P
(What's a Townie...?)
You only call them townies if you don't live in a proper town.
You should realise this.
You should realise this.
A kyz22 dictionary defonition of a townie:
Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
- Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
- Listens to dodgy techno music on a stolen car radio
- Rob innocent people and act like bumbling baffoons and give the nations young a bad public persona.
- Gimps
Townie: Charve, gangstaaa, trendie
- Walks around kitted out in adidas/nike/etc tracksuits, rockports
- Listens to dodgy techno music on a stolen car radio
- Rob innocent people and act like bumbling baffoons and give the nations young a bad public persona.
- Gimps
gerrid wrote:
> You only call them townies if you don't live in a proper town.
> You should realise this.
I don't, I like in a suburb of Leeds called Horsforth - its like a village.
> You only call them townies if you don't live in a proper town.
> You should realise this.
I don't, I like in a suburb of Leeds called Horsforth - its like a village.
I ain't none of the last two.
Some funny stuff there, but what exactly is a 'Townie' ?
Townie in a cell - Safe.
The neglected council estate youths.
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