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I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.
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Why don't you 2 get MSN messenger, and stop spamming up all these topics?
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
Also, seeing how quickly you could get
> sent out of the room - Philip Cumings won hands down with a super-respectable 7
> seconds (by entering the room screaming) and earned himself a green slip while
> he was at it. Clever lad.
Ha ha! I got sent out of the room yesterday straight away by my head of year for having my shirt untucked. I had to come back in 'looking like a respectable gentleman'. I sniggered and got a breaktime detention.
Also, seeing how quickly you could get
> sent out of the room - Philip Cumings won hands down with a super-respectable 7
> seconds (by entering the room screaming) and earned himself a green slip while
> he was at it. Clever lad.
Ha ha! I got sent out of the room yesterday straight away by my head of year for having my shirt untucked. I had to come back in 'looking like a respectable gentleman'. I sniggered and got a breaktime detention.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> EG: Banging, Banging,
That second one was supposed to be Bunging.
> EG: Banging, Banging,
That second one was supposed to be Bunging.
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Goaty knows of a website with the funniest school stories ever on it, I read it
> for about 20 minutes on my lunch hour and was almost in tears.
Some games I
> played at my school include getting the teacher to say a specified 'trigger'
> word. Each lesson, we'd come up with a word the teacher had to say that was
> totally unrelated with the lesson, so we'd get our Geography teacher to say the
> word 'washing machine' or our Maths teacher to say the word
> 'scrubber'.
Heh, me and a group of friends did something similar to that. We came up up with 5 words that we had to include somehow or other in the answers to our Geography test. EG: Banging, Banging, Crotch, Groin and Back Alley. Just harmless fun really, when we got the tests back I had full marks and written on it was "Excellently answered. Phrased strangely in a few places though. Well done."
Try this, it's good fun, make sure the words aren't TOO dirty though.
:-D
Another favourite (also listed on the aforementioned website) was
> seeing how long you could give your teacher the finger before he/she turned
> around from writing on the blackboard.
I've done this once. I got accused and punished for something someone else did. So I gave our teacher the finger while he was writing on the whiteboard, even continueing after he'd turned round. He didn't notice :-)
> Goaty knows of a website with the funniest school stories ever on it, I read it
> for about 20 minutes on my lunch hour and was almost in tears.
Some games I
> played at my school include getting the teacher to say a specified 'trigger'
> word. Each lesson, we'd come up with a word the teacher had to say that was
> totally unrelated with the lesson, so we'd get our Geography teacher to say the
> word 'washing machine' or our Maths teacher to say the word
> 'scrubber'.
Heh, me and a group of friends did something similar to that. We came up up with 5 words that we had to include somehow or other in the answers to our Geography test. EG: Banging, Banging, Crotch, Groin and Back Alley. Just harmless fun really, when we got the tests back I had full marks and written on it was "Excellently answered. Phrased strangely in a few places though. Well done."
Try this, it's good fun, make sure the words aren't TOO dirty though.
:-D
Another favourite (also listed on the aforementioned website) was
> seeing how long you could give your teacher the finger before he/she turned
> around from writing on the blackboard.
I've done this once. I got accused and punished for something someone else did. So I gave our teacher the finger while he was writing on the whiteboard, even continueing after he'd turned round. He didn't notice :-)
I got a teacher to write 'Hugh Jass' on the blackboard once. She was a substitute, so she passed around a bit of paper for us all to write our names on... I wrote Hugh Jass down as the 31st name in a class of 30.
No trouble for that one.
No trouble for that one.
Oh this ones good ! It wasnt me but a friend of mine...
It was christmas time and in the english room our teacher had an advent calendar on the wall beside her desk, she went out of the room for a few mins and my mate jumped up grabbed the calendar, munched all of the chocolates then proceded to get the year 7's (whos form room it was) locker keys from the teachers draw, opened up a random locker and shove the empty calendar in ! The keys were put back in the draw and he was never found out.... we also never found out if the year 7 whos locker it was got in trouble or not !!!
It was christmas time and in the english room our teacher had an advent calendar on the wall beside her desk, she went out of the room for a few mins and my mate jumped up grabbed the calendar, munched all of the chocolates then proceded to get the year 7's (whos form room it was) locker keys from the teachers draw, opened up a random locker and shove the empty calendar in ! The keys were put back in the draw and he was never found out.... we also never found out if the year 7 whos locker it was got in trouble or not !!!
"Goaty knows of a website with the funniest school stories ever on it, I read it for about 20 minutes on my lunch hour and was almost in tears."
Would one of you care to share this website with us? Coz I could really do with a good laugh!
Would one of you care to share this website with us? Coz I could really do with a good laugh!
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