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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

Antony wrote:
(I live in Cambridge so loads of punts!!)

You live in Cambridge too?

ARGH!!!!

*runs*

hi monkeyman i have been excluded from scholl cos i punched my p.e teacher

kingklik do ya want a cyber

i know what ya mean my history teacher's a bit of a w****r

I told my English teacher to f-off and puched him in the chin. He was in hospital for the rest of the week. Sorry mr Witcher

is a bit sick but once i chewed a bit of paper and put in into the barrel of a ball pen. i used it as a pea shooter and shot at the back of the teachers head. just then he turned around and it hit the middle of his forehead. it stuck there and he didnt feel a thing! he saw me and said "stop chewing on your pen". well im always chewing things so he thought thats what im doing.

now how does that become the worst thing ive ever done? about 15 mins later the spit must have dried up and the ball fell off his forehead and went into his eye. he said everybody in detention unless they said who it was. they all had to blame me. he thought i had just done it then, but it was 15 mins ago! how unlucky he found out. i got excluded the rest of the week (3 days) just for that.

I shot my maths teacher once. But that's another story.......

* o(^_^)o cackles and leaps out of the window (forgetting his parachute).*

This actually happened outside of school:
One time me and my mates were mucking about with water balloons and we were throwing them at each other as you do, so anyway, we got a bit bored with that so we went to the nearest bridge over the river (I live in Cambridge so loads of punts!!) and we were dropping them on people who were in punts. So, after a while I spotted a teacher in one with his girlfriend and I thought it would be fantastic if we bombarded them, and we did, we launched about 10 on them and the funniest thing was one of the balloons didnt burst but just landed on the punt, so the teachers girlfriend picked it up and she threw it up at us as we were still lookin over the side laughing at them, so anyway, she throws it up but i doesnt go high enough and it falls back and bursts over her!!! Absoulutely priceless!! Possibly the funniest thing that I have ever seen.

And the beauty of it was we didn't get in much trouble as it was outside of school :-)

My geography teachers a prat, I'm in a mixed ability group which means I'm stuck with all the dumb people. I asked if I could be moved and he shouted at me saying that 'its your own fault that you aren't working to your full potential'. Now, if I'm not being taught at all then I can't work and write about things I don't know, so I shouted back all the reasons why I should change classes. He found it extremely funny, but I was amazed that he didn't care I'd just shouted at him. Probably because the other people have such bad behaviour all the time that he thinks its normal for students to shout at him. :)

Whoops wrong topic.