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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

what were they really doing?

I use to have teacher who had some dirty stutter and everyone used to cuss him for it, once he took my mate called Jon Paul into a cupboard to do something( yes I know that sounds dodgy), so when he was in there we wrote on the black board "D D D D D D D D DO ME JON PAUL" got crap loads of detention for it, it would be funnier if you were there.

not so secret then is it??

pull the chair from underneath my teacher, so he fell on his a**, pretty funny though. You should've seen his face. Priceless

hahaha, in in a secret location. you know the one from blair witch 2? im there.

Reaper[oV] wrote:
> Gah, you're all too damn close to me. I'm staying in this room now. Forever.

Ahhh, but I know where you live, Philip. Damn Dirty Waldoners :-D

Gah, you're all too damn close to me. I'm staying in this room now. Forever.

Think how damn surprised i was when i found that you lived literally right up me rear.ARRRGGHHHHHH

SCAMPS wrote:
> I live in haverhill,RBS knows where that is.......

ARGH!

Again.

I live in haverhill,RBS knows where that is.......