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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

My mate was pretending to throw a piece of rubber at our teacher in history once and me, in an attempt to look cool and in a second of madness, actually threw it, the rubber bounced off her table and smacked her in the face !!! funnily enough I wasnt caught for the act, it was a head down start writing and dont laugh jobby !!!!!!

I was in Music once on the key board and my friend was beside me and wouldn't shut up. I wasn't looking and i screamed "SHUT THE HELL UP!" and the teacher was beside me! luckily he is a decent teacher (there are some but rare to find!) and didn't do anything.

Goaty knows of a website with the funniest school stories ever on it, I read it for about 20 minutes on my lunch hour and was almost in tears.

Some games I played at my school include getting the teacher to say a specified 'trigger' word. Each lesson, we'd come up with a word the teacher had to say that was totally unrelated with the lesson, so we'd get our Geography teacher to say the word 'washing machine' or our Maths teacher to say the word 'scrubber'.

Another favourite (also listed on the aforementioned website) was seeing how long you could give your teacher the finger before he/she turned around from writing on the blackboard.

Also, seeing how quickly you could get sent out of the room - Philip Cumings won hands down with a super-respectable 7 seconds (by entering the room screaming) and earned himself a green slip while he was at it. Clever lad.

heh, TP heheheh just kidding

I did something, which I thought would get me in trouble, but it didn't. It started off something else.

My voice is sooooo much louder than my Geography teachers voice. One day, the whole class was talking and he couldn't shout loud enough to get them all quiet, so I just bellowed, as loud as I could, "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Now, in every geography lesson, if the class start to talk, my geography teacher will just "give me the signal" and I have to shout "shut up".

the worst things.... i stuck a kick me sticker on the back of our History teacher and got in trouble, i also got a piece odf paper, folded it and flicked it at miss. Trouble their. I got 69 cautions in one year, and that is bad seeing they think about expelling you when you get 40. I smacked a kid with a huge meter ruler twice in the face, got in trouble then. the list goes on...

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> I once got sent to 'the zone' (sounds good, actually bad) for screaming, really
> loudly. But everyone else was doing it too, where's the justice in that? Damn
> you David Chiswell.


I scream, shout (sing) really loud in my form class (by class request) and havern't got done......yet.

sorry, it WASN'T our proper teacher. Another use for an edit post button...

Yesterday I got bollocked for drilling a hole in a table in tech. But it was our proper teacher so he didn't really care.

any more stories?
slik ~_~