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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

Someone in my class ran the sewing machine over his finger once. Ouch.

I'm still at the damn place...

My school is the worst, believe me.

I'm actually quite a good pupil I guess...

Well last week I got well smashed on anasteitc as I was at the dentist, came into English, didn't do work, drew pictures of Indiana Jones then told the teacher to bu**er off when I got a punishment... I had to explain what happened.

I broke two sewing machines in first year as I hated them... I also broke lots of Craft equipment, that was by accident because I sucked at it.

The worst thing I ever done?

Was tell a little git to foff as he kicked me. How was I to know the little has an insane big brother... got my head kicked in badly...

School sucks

"What's the worst thing you did at school?"


Learn.

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:


* holds head in hands *

This is getting messy..... sorry, I couldn't help it.

Craw wrote:
I know its biology but I dont think you had to take it that
> literally!


* holds head in hands *

AfroJoe wrote:
> The worst thing to happen to me is Biology.

>Bloody Miss Bradly.

I know its biology but I dont think you had to take it that literally!

The worst thing to happen to me is Biology.

Bloody Miss Bradly.

I know which side i would rather not see

Tiltawhirl wrote:

You were
> pulling your mates trousers down?

>That's either funny or just damn scary.


I guess we would have had to be there to see the funny side...

oh, poor you. are teachers a alot slaker than that. some of them dont mind if we insult them, they just insults us back! well i dont insult teachers anyway, because i spos there only doin there job, and i like most of my teachers. as for worst thing, erm, dont have any enbarrasing moments really. speaking of enbarras, on of my teachers is M Barris. quite funny, ish.