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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

Goatboy wrote:
> 3? Good stuff.
I got mine confiscated for shooting the school donkey with it.

If you are gentle enough with the grip, they are fantastic for long range egg shooting. Get messy if you clip the side of the 'v' though

3? Good stuff.
I got mine confiscated for shooting the school donkey with it.

Goatboy wrote:
Anyone remember Black Widows?


I have three.... not kidding either

Goatboy wrote:
Anyone remember Black Widows?
Catapults with wrist
> supports? They rocked.

Yeah, my cousin had one of them. Didnt they get banned?

Ah weapons at school...the happy memories.

We weren't pyschos but we had access to lethal stuff eh?
Anyone remember Black Widows?
Catapults with wrist supports? They rocked.

My primary school was a hotbed of gay activity, and I'm not joking either. My headteacher was a lesbian, and was seeing the deputy headteacher, and two other teachers were gay. Or at least, that's what I remember it to be like, maybe it was just kiddy propaganda.

Last day:
- Took down the union jack flag and put up an inflatable *penis* instead
- put the IT teacher's lotus elise in the paper for £2,000 and put the school reception number as the contact.
- Blocked the head of sixth form in his office with chair from the common room in front of the door.
- Took the wheels off the headmaster's car and propped it up with bricks.
- oh, an some kid shot a teacher he didn't like with an air rifle. Drove past in a car and shot him out the window. He got expelled and wasn't allowd to sit his a-levels for that though!

They have camera's in schools nowadays?!

Thank the lord for schooling during the 80's and early 90's!

Oh yeah we hung a pigs head off the main school building on our last day with a school tie round its neck and a cigar hanging out of its mouth. Best bit was drilling its head for the rope..

Got chased by the police for that one. My mate got caught and gave his name as 'Graham Taylor' who was then the England manager. Heh heh we took the p*ss outa him for a while for that one..

Ahhh... school.

I got suspended for two days just for being on camera while some other guy was stealing from lockers! i did'nt even have anything to do with it! thats justice for you!
slik ~_~

I also got suspended for a day once. Can't remember what it was for, but the shop I worked at let me come in and work. That one turned out quite good I think.