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"What's the worst thing you ever did at school?"

I've got a few skeletons on my closet. I called my PE teacher a 'w***er' and he took me to one side and said 'I am many things but I am not a w***er'. Brilliant! I then went on to call my English teacher the worst word - you know the four letter one that begins with 'c', ends with 't'. Got an after school for that. The most out of order thing that happened to me though was in the first week at secondary school. I was sitting at my desk when I DROPPED MY PENCIL!! The next thing I know, the teacher tells me to move to another desk where I 'won't drop my pencil again'. I mean, what's the logic in that?!?! Naturally I was a bit peeved, so I muttered 'Oh God'. And that was my biggest mistake, for unbeknown to me, he was a religion freak and he sent me out the room for blasphemy and called me a 'nasty piece of work'. That's seriously all I said, 'Oh God', in my little pre-pubescant voice (that I had when I was 11 - it's all dropped into place now!) and I was branded the son of Satan for it! I hated my secondary school.

this is not bad but fun!

every morning and night on the bus we have a massive paper war with the back of the bus where we throw paper balls

Ha! Im still in school. I reckon the worst thing I have done so far was... Writing "Me!* on my friends head. Apart from that, in our school trip to france, seeing as i am so popular with the ladies {;)}, I was in their room when we heard a teacher comeing, I jumped inot the closet and locked myself in there. I was soo lucky and I got out within the hour, but then the other "teacher" caught me coming out. The worst bit was, she didn't mind! She just said, "don't be too naughty mate!". I guess I am pretty lucky eh?

And it was in the space of 10 minutes. :D

Myself and Darkness_2K broke 2 Jigsaws in technology last year. :D

The silliest thing I ever done was kick someone in the nuts right infront of the teacher. It was a proper run up and SMACK he spent the rest of the day in the nurses office whilst I spent mine in detention.

Probably for a similar reason to why the dandy is called the dandy.

½pint wrote:
> In primary school all my mates were going to have a big gang war with another
> group of people we hated. The headmaster found out and we all got in loads of
> trouble (we were going to beat each other up with eggs and flour bombs and stuff
> during break)

Sounds like something out of The Beano.

I've just realised how werid that sounds, anyone got any idea why it was called The Beano?

has anyone ever gotten egged. I've egged trick or treaters at halloween that kept coming to our door. Don't like the 'tradition'. Too American.

Lol - 'beat' - with eggs

well i thought it was funny

In primary school all my mates were going to have a big gang war with another group of people we hated. The headmaster found out and we all got in loads of trouble (we were going to beat each other up with eggs and flour bombs and stuff during break)