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"Things I want to do before I am 30"

Here are some of the things I would like to do before I reach the vintage age of 30...

- Punch a famous person in the face
- Run for mayor
- Try and return a dead pet claiming it is 'faulty'
- Have a 3sum (With 2 girls...obviously...)
- Gargle with melted cheese
- Crash my car
- Crash someone elses car
- Chase Gary Linekar in a golf cart
- Make a robot for Robot Wars
- Crash it
- Try and make it big as a club DJ
- Fail
- Find a cure for the common cold
- Design and market 'pump them up' breast implants and make a million
- Blow it on hookers and lager
- Invent a new porn site URL, namely .cum
- Try and get my patented 'Fish and cheese' flavoured crisps recognised
- Eat nothing but raisins for a week
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Get some nipple clamps and put them on my fat mate called Ben
- Take photos on Ben with nipple clamps on
- Post the pictures to Ben's mother with a note sayin, "Dear mum, gone to work in a fetish dungeon, love Bondage Ben"
- Learn how to riverdance
- Start a rock band
- Hijack a school bus full of children and take them to Mexico
- Have my own brand of cheap vodka, aimed at the homeless and poor.
- Join the mafia
- Race tortoises
- Drive a hearse
- Hire a hitman to get the smurfs
- Get a monkey called Wesley
- Request another series of Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Shake my hair off and convince people I am the dude from shooting stars
- Go into rehab
- Visit Iraq, after the nuclear winter
- Get a job, marry, settle down, pop out a few kids and buckle down for the next 40 years until I die. Ride on!

in all fairness u have 1 14 times

Lil ginge wrote:

> .....moment os silence while Kyz22 thinks off a decent cain to lash
> back with.......

Took me all of 3 minutes. :-D

That reminds me of that advert where the guy says "Filtrum"

STUPID!

Leave my stats alone, hate mongerer!

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Your social life blooms like a flower.
>
> A dead one.
>
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> and m social life is at threat?
>
> sorry couldnt resist it, anyway im just a book of knowledge and you
> know you want to hear more!
> The white part of your fingernail is the "lunula"

.....moment os silence while Kyz22 thinks off a decent cain to lash back with.......

Kyz22 wrote:
> Your social life blooms like a flower.

> A dead one.

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and m social life is at threat?

sorry couldnt resist it, anyway im just a book of knowledge and you know you want to hear more!
The white part of your fingernail is the "lunula"

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Did you know in the standard Bible the word "god" occurs
> 3,358 times?

Your social life blooms like a flower.





A dead one.

cookie monster wrote:

> Megalomaniac.

You just rephrased my insult!

Sfone wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
>
> The sun of God, eh? Is he like Jesus, the SON of God?
>
> The Bible is full of spelling mistakes :P

Did you know in the standard Bible the word "god" occurs 3,358 times?

also one catholic bible once had a spelling mistake that read Jebus, brilliant : )

Kyz22 wrote:

> The sun of God, eh? Is he like Jesus, the SON of God?

The Bible is full of spelling mistakes :P

Kyz22 wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
>
> Pffff im doing a degree in biochemistry
>
> Oooh big man! :-P

Megalomaniac.