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"Things I want to do before I am 30"

Here are some of the things I would like to do before I reach the vintage age of 30...

- Punch a famous person in the face
- Run for mayor
- Try and return a dead pet claiming it is 'faulty'
- Have a 3sum (With 2 girls...obviously...)
- Gargle with melted cheese
- Crash my car
- Crash someone elses car
- Chase Gary Linekar in a golf cart
- Make a robot for Robot Wars
- Crash it
- Try and make it big as a club DJ
- Fail
- Find a cure for the common cold
- Design and market 'pump them up' breast implants and make a million
- Blow it on hookers and lager
- Invent a new porn site URL, namely .cum
- Try and get my patented 'Fish and cheese' flavoured crisps recognised
- Eat nothing but raisins for a week
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Get some nipple clamps and put them on my fat mate called Ben
- Take photos on Ben with nipple clamps on
- Post the pictures to Ben's mother with a note sayin, "Dear mum, gone to work in a fetish dungeon, love Bondage Ben"
- Learn how to riverdance
- Start a rock band
- Hijack a school bus full of children and take them to Mexico
- Have my own brand of cheap vodka, aimed at the homeless and poor.
- Join the mafia
- Race tortoises
- Drive a hearse
- Hire a hitman to get the smurfs
- Get a monkey called Wesley
- Request another series of Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Shake my hair off and convince people I am the dude from shooting stars
- Go into rehab
- Visit Iraq, after the nuclear winter
- Get a job, marry, settle down, pop out a few kids and buckle down for the next 40 years until I die. Ride on!

El Blokey wrote:
> Actually, asexual doesn't mean 'single sex', it means sexLESS.

Well yeah, but it means the organism is without another gender therefore each organism is capable of reproducing without a partner. I knew what I meant!

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> Really? Have I? when do i et to tend the rabbits?



Hah, excellent.

"...an' a have a little alfalfa patch, and I get to tend them rabbits"

Nice comeback.

Lil ginge wrote:
> talking about tired....any1 have a cure for those that lay there at
> night wating to sleep so badly they actually dont??? ....HELp Me Last
> Nite Wasd terrible!

Insomnia is so bad, I used to suffer from it a few years ago. You're meant to eat more fruits and get more excercise and relax more. Maybe buy an orchard, a treadmill and a hot tub :-D

I want to wear a shower cap...
meh...

Actually, asexual doesn't mean 'single sex', it means sexLESS.

Lil ginge wrote:
> talking about tired....any1 have a cure for those that lay there at
> night wating to sleep so badly they actually dont??? ....HELp Me Last
> Nite Wasd terrible!

Get those horrible thoughts off your mind! :D
Either that.. or.. well, I don't know.

talking about tired....any1 have a cure for those that lay there at night wating to sleep so badly they actually dont??? ....HELp Me Last Nite Wasd terrible!

Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> Out of curiousity has anyone read Lil ginges stoies in the stories
> area? they're quite god, maybe she should consider becoming a
> writer?
>
> also in 1997 John Evans balanced 101 bricks on his head.

i have become too tired to spell things correctly

Out of curiousity has anyone read Lil ginges stoies in the stories area? they're quite god, maybe she should consider becoming a writer?

also in 1997 John Evans balanced 101 bricks on his head.

Kyz22 wrote:
> I thought it would be Schindlers list...

he he he...that film was harsh